George Bernard Shaw - English writer, philosopher and eminent
critic of his time. He is the only person who at the same time
Awarded an Oscar for the screenplay for Pygmalion.
and the Nobel Prize in Literature.
Bernard Shaw admitted that he did not learn anything from the schools he attended. He learned a lot from the books of Shakespeare, Bunyan, Dickens, the Bible, Arabian tales, as well as from operas in which his mother sang. His vast life experience and wisdom are reflected in brilliant plays and well-aimed statements.
Kluber collected the best quotes from Bernard Shaw:
About life
- The world is made up of slackers who want to have money without working and idiots who are willing to work without getting rich.
- Those who can do it, those who can't, teach others.
- Getting old is boring, but it's the only way to live long.
- A sense of objective perception of reality by people who do not have it is often called cynicism.
- The thief is not the one who steals, but the one who is caught.
- Alcohol is an anesthetic that allows you to undergo an operation called life.
- Try to get what you love, otherwise you will have to love what you got.
About relationships
- The greatest sin in relation to one's neighbor is not hatred, but indifference; this is truly the pinnacle of inhumanity.
- Hatred is the coward's revenge for the fear he has experienced.
- Dance is a vertical expression of a horizontal desire.
- An ideal husband is a man who believes that he has an ideal wife.
- Sometimes you have to make people laugh to distract them from their intention to hang you.
- It is not dangerous to be sincere, especially if you are also stupid.
- We have no right to consume happiness without producing it.
- Marriage is an avalanche that a young man and a girl bring down on their heads, reaching for a flower.
About women
- It is easier to live with a passionate woman than with a boring one. True, they are sometimes strangled, but rarely abandoned.
- There is no woman who manages to say "goodbye" in less than thirty words.
- Women somehow immediately guess with whom we are ready to cheat on them. Sometimes even before it crosses our minds.
About ideas, talent and titles
- Common sense and diligence make up for your lack of talent, while you can be a genius of genius, but foolishly ruin your life.
- My fame grew with each of my failures.
- Ranks and titles are invented for those whose services to the country are indisputable, but the people of this country are unknown.
- If you have an apple and I have an apple, and if we exchange these apples, then you and I have one apple each. And if you have an idea and I have an idea and we exchange ideas, then each of us will have two ideas.
About history
- The newspaper is a printed organ that does not see the difference between falling off a bicycle and the collapse of civilization.
- Revolutions have never lightened the burden of tyranny; they only shifted this burden from one shoulder to another.
- If my neighbor beats his wife every day, and I never, then in the light of statistics, we both beat our wife every other day.
- The only lesson that can be learned from history is that people do not learn any lessons from history.
- Democracy is a balloon that hangs over your heads and makes you stare up while other people go through your pockets.
About a human
- A person who believes in nothing is afraid of everything.
- A person is like a brick: when it is burned, it hardens.
- Only a fool can celebrate the years of approaching death.
- Nature does not tolerate emptiness: where people do not know the truth, they fill in the gaps with conjecture.
- Rich people with no convictions are more dangerous in modern society than poor women with no morals.
- The intelligent man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable tries to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, progress always depends on the unintelligent.
- Reputation is a mask that a person has to wear just like trousers or a jacket.
- Now that we have learned to fly through the air like birds, to swim under water like fish, we lack only one thing: to learn how to live on earth like people.
He knew how to dress his thought in such a filigree-clear and witty form that almost any of his statements immediately turned into an aphorism. This enabled Nigel Rees to say, "In all doubtful cases, the quotation must be attributed to George Bernard Shaw."
Bernard Shaw's Rules of Life
- The world is made up of slackers who want to have money without working and idiots who are willing to work without getting rich.
- Dance is a vertical expression of a horizontal desire.
- Hatred is the coward's revenge for the fear he has experienced.
- We have no right to consume happiness without producing it.
- An ideal husband is a man who believes that he has an ideal wife.
- To be able to endure loneliness and enjoy it is a great gift.
- It is not dangerous to be sincere, especially if you are also stupid.
- Sometimes you have to make people laugh to distract them from their intention to hang you.
- The greatest sin in relation to one's neighbor is not hatred, but indifference; this is truly the pinnacle of inhumanity.
- Women somehow immediately guess with whom we are ready to cheat on them. Sometimes even before it crosses our minds.
- There is no woman who manages to say "goodbye" in less than thirty words.
- It is easier to live with a passionate woman than with a boring one. True, they are sometimes strangled, but rarely abandoned.
- Alcohol is an anesthetic that allows you to undergo an operation called "life".
- A sense of objective perception of reality by people who do not have it is often called cynicism.
- Those who can do it, those who can't, teach others.
- Try to get what you love, otherwise you will have to love what you got.
- Getting old is boring, but it's the only way to live long.
- The only lesson that can be learned from history is that people do not learn any lessons from history.
- The newspaper is a printed organ that does not see the difference between falling off a bicycle and the collapse of civilization.
- Democracy is a balloon that hangs over your heads and makes you stare up while other people go through your pockets.
- If you have an apple and I have an apple, and if we exchange these apples, then you and I have one apple each. And if you have an idea and I have an idea, and we exchange ideas, then each of us will have two ideas.
- Common sense and diligence make up for your lack of talent, while you can be a genius of genius, but foolishly ruin your life.
- Ranks and titles are invented for those whose services to the country are indisputable, but the people of this country are unknown.
- A person is like a brick: when it is burned, it hardens.
- Reputation is a mask that a person has to wear just like trousers or a jacket.
- A person who believes in nothing is afraid of everything.
- Nature does not tolerate emptiness: where people do not know the truth, they fill in the gaps with conjecture.
- The intelligent man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable tries to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, progress always depends on the unintelligent.
- Rich people with no convictions are more dangerous in modern society than poor women with no morals.
- Now that we have learned to fly through the air like birds, to swim under water like fish, we lack only one thing: to learn how to live on earth like people.
Source rosa-tv.com
1. The first thing to keep secret, say the wise men, is your far-reaching plans. Keep quiet until this plan is fulfilled. Any of our ideas are not only not perfect, they have a huge number of weak points, which are very easy to hit and destroy everything.
2. The second thing that the sages recommend is not to share the secret about your charity. A good deed is a rarity in this world, and that is why it must be cherished like the apple of an eye. Don't praise yourself for good deeds. Pride will immediately see and take away all the good that came as a result of this charity.
3. The third thing that the sages do not recommend to talk about is their asceticism. Do not talk left and right about your restrictions in eating, sleeping, sexual relations, etc. Physical asceticism is beneficial only if it is combined with an emotional component.
Why can't you tell people, friends and no one about your plans, about your personal life, about dreams?
4. The fourth thing you should be silent about is your courage, heroism. Someone gets external tests, and someone internal. External trials are visible, therefore people receive awards for them, but no one notices overcoming internal trials, therefore no awards are awarded for them.
6. The sixth thing you should not especially share with others is to talk about your domestic conflicts and about your family life in general. Remember: the less you talk about the problems in your family, the stronger and more stable it will be. A quarrel is getting rid of the negative energy that has accumulated in the process of communication.
7. The seventh thing you should not talk about is the ugly words that were heard from someone. You can get your boots dirty on the street, or you can get your mind dirty. And the person who, having come home, tells everything that he heard stupid on the way, is no different from the person who came home and did not take off his shoes.
As you know, the ability to achieve success is highly dependent on motivation. We begin to act only when we feel a strong desire to get something we need, or, on the contrary, to get rid of what is unpleasant for us. For example, one fine spring morning we wake up, and passing by the mirror in the hallway, we realize that summer is coming, and something urgently needs to be done with these hips.
Thus, in our head, the most ancient mechanism "motivation - action" is turned on. And now we are already scouring the expanses of Youtube in search of videos with active training or headlong running to buy a subscription to the gym. Or inspiration comes to us, selling donuts of our own production on the Internet is not important. Just imagine that as soon as you get excited about the idea, you immediately tell your girlfriends about it, who always support you so much. And at the moment when the last word leaves your lips, and Lenka, Zinka and Klava clapped their hands admiringly, the urgent desire to realize what was conceived fades, replaced by pride for the results that have not yet been achieved.
I think this situation is quite familiar to each of us - the thing is that our brain is not always able to distinguish between the actual implementation of the desired, and the achievement of the goal only in words. At such moments, our mind relaxes and, like a light in a house, turns off the mechanism of motivation. After that, of course, it’s much more difficult for us to force ourselves to run in the morning, quit smoking, post our own portrait from cornflakes - or whatever else we have in mind. What about the meaning? We are already satisfied with ourselves, morally satisfied and generally handsome, why do anything else?
“Imagine that today you tell someone about your intention. Isn't it nice to say it out loud? Imagine their congratulations and admiration in their eyes. Don't you feel like you've taken another step - as if your future accomplishments are already becoming part of your identity? And the situation is bad, because you should have kept your mouth shut. Now this pleasant feeling will now only prevent you from achieving your goal. When you have a goal, you need to take some steps, do some work to achieve it. When you tell someone about your plans, the consciousness is, as it were, trapped in the feeling that everything is done, ”- explains this phenomenon Derek Sievers, founder of the largest site with indie music CD Baby.
But the tragedy of such a situation lies not only in the fact that we will not achieve what we want and will not become a more realized person. After we painted our far-reaching plans to our friends and acquaintances in colors, and then did not finish the job, our self-esteem begins to plummet. After all, now not only we know that we are unable to achieve something in life, but also those around us. And it doesn’t matter what these people really think, maybe they don’t remember what you told them at all, maybe they are genuinely upset that you didn’t go further, or vice versa - they are glad that your business has died out, your subconscious will not forgive you spiritual weakness in the eyes of others.
Therefore, we will not beat around the bush, the moral of this article is simple and as old as the world - if your dream is really very important to you, do not rush to share your thoughts on this matter or barely formed achievements until they become more tangible, but you are more confident in your abilities. And no matter how bursting we are with the desire to brag and feel like winners at least for a moment, it is always better to show modesty, and save more chances to become winners for real.
Don't tell anyone about the purchase you're about to make. Do not tell friends about plans that affect a lot in your life. Do not brag about what you have not yet achieved, but only about to, even if you have every opportunity for this. Keep secret your program, which is at the idea stage or already in the process of development.
Be partisan about what you are going to do. You trip yourself up by showing your cards early. Praise for unfinished business threatens with complete failure!
Vanity can take many different forms. It can be masked in the form of a desire to hear the opinion of others about your idea. Sometimes vanity hides behind the mask of looking for advice and ideas regarding the realization of a desired goal. Vanity is diverse in its manifestations, and people who give it free rein stumble out of the blue.
As the people say: "Warm water does not stay in one place." The most common form of vanity is boasting on credit. You boast about unfinished business and it is very likely that the goal will never be achieved.
Recall situations when you told your friends about your plans, and then did not keep your promises. You either started doing something, but in the end you lost interest, or you didn’t start at all what you so picturesquely told others about. As a result, we most likely blame ourselves for having spread about our plans, and things are still there. How many wonderful ideas have remained just ideas! And the reason for this is banal human vanity.
Features of the brain
Once, scientists studying the work of the brain made a startling discovery: the brain practically does not distinguish between physical movements and imaginary ones. When a person thinks about how to perform a movement, their motor cortex is activated, as if they were actually moving! This can be easily demonstrated with the appropriate apparatus.
If we squat or visualize this process without real physical actions, the electroencephalogram of the brain shows the activity of the same zones. The same effect is observed when a person “scrolls” in his head the music that he heard earlier. Despite the fact that at the moment he is in complete silence, the equipment shows the activity of the brain areas responsible for actually listening to music.
Sports coaches have learned before anyone else that visualizing and doing are almost the same thing. That is, if you play football, you can significantly improve your movements by simply incorporating visualization techniques into your training. It's no secret that professional athletes who compete for gold spend a lot of time visualizing their every move.
Conclusion one: The brain does not see the difference, a person boasts of an already completed deed or a deed that has not yet been completed.
What does this lead to? When an idea comes to us, the brain perceives it as incomplete and a person feels a desire to achieve it. If we do not have a camera that we want to buy, this is an indisputable fact for the brain. There is no camera. We don't hold it in our hands, we don't take pictures. We need to work hard this month to earn money.
But what happens when we tell our friends about our intention to purchase a specific camera, a specific model? The brain automatically begins to visualize how we come to the store and buy it. Or we begin to imagine that we already have a camera. 
We brag about the camera as if we already have it. The brain takes it literally. If we brag, it means there is. And if the camera is purchased, then why strain and earn money on it? If you tell your friends that you are going to write a computer game, be sure that the brain perceives that the game is already ready. Why bother programming when the game is over? The brain does not see the point in motivating a person.
THERE IS A BIG DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE VISUALIZATION OF THE END GOAL AND THE VISUALIZATION OF THE GOAL IN THE MOMENT OF VANITY.
In the first case, you program the conscious and subconscious to complete the task and give a clear picture of the destination. In the second case, you share an already accomplished fact with friends - this is how our brain perceives it. Deliberately visualizing the end goal is essential in order to actually achieve it. He who does not know the end point of the movement will never reach it.
The energy of vanity is a powerful natural force. Use it!
Let's say you have an idea for a new business. Whether it's opening an unusual bookstore or creating an interesting Internet project. Anything. As soon as we think about the ultimate goal, a special emotion immediately arises - the desire to turn the idea into reality. Within the framework of this article, for simplicity, we will call this emotion a special type of energy - the energy of motivation.
The energy of motivation is released by the resources of the organism upon request. As soon as we want to achieve the goal, the necessary amount of energy appears to realize it. To achieve the desired result, we need to use all one hundred percent of the allocated energy, no less.
In this case, the emotion of wanting to complete the job is the very motivation. It is the fuel our bodies fill our tanks with to get us to our destination. Fuel needed for specific physical and mental activities. But how do we manage it?
So, initially we have 100% of the necessary energy of motivation. We came to a friend Petya and told him that we were going to open an unusual online store. Subtract 10% from allocated fuel. Now you have come to Comrade Vasya and described your idea in all details. Subtract another 10%, or better all 20%. Then you told your colleagues at work that you are going to devote your free time to a new idea. Subtract another 20%. Did you tell your friend Masha? Again, do the appropriate calculations. What percent of the fuel of motivation is left in the end? thirty? 5? -60?
The fact is that we need all 100%! We will not reach the final destination, we will not have enough gasoline. But what if you have already used half of the allocated fuel? You feel a loss of interest. You stopped halfway. Now either you will abandon the target, or you will wait and accumulate fuel again. It's sad, considering the fact that you've already told your friends about your desire to definitely end this damned online store.
Conclusion two: Use the desire to brag to achieve the goal.
Grit your teeth and fill your mouth with water! Let the desire to brag pushes you forward! It is it that drives us to achieve, adding fuel to the fire. You want people around you to see your masterpiece as soon as possible, so you start doing everything possible to make it really happen faster.
Be silent like partisans during the Second World War. These are your trump cards. Stop spilling priceless fuel in vain. Chat with your friends as if nothing had happened, as if you have nothing to tell them. Actually, in fact, the way it is!
Thus, we kill two birds with one stone. Firstly, we do not waste the energy of motivation, and secondly, even if we stop halfway, no one will know about it.
Notice that truly fruitful people don't share their plans. They surprise us when they show the end result. We feel respect for those who silently made a masterpiece for several months. That's right. Such people truly deserve respect and admiration. And they, in turn, achieve excellent results only because they do not succumb to the desire to squander their own motivation.
Summing up
1. The brain does not feel the difference whether you share real achievements or your plans for the future. When you talk about the ultimate goal, the brain automatically ticks the box “goal achieved”. Proven by scientists, verified by electronics.
2. Don't confuse the intentional visualization of the end goal with the automatic visualization that occurs when you share plans for the future. These are two different things. Intentional visualization can and should be used in everyday life. She gives commands to our subconscious, and it, in turn, necessarily finds ways to implement the plan.
3. When we set a goal for ourselves, we are given the necessary amount of fuel to achieve it. The fuel is so powerful that it strives to realize itself in any way possible. Do not allow it to be realized only in conversations with others.
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The Buddha and his disciples sat by the river and waited for the boatman. A yogi appeared, who crossed the water several times, and with pathos turned to the Buddha with a question:
- Well, and you, the Enlightened One, can you do that?
To which the Buddha asked:
- How long did it take you to achieve this?
- Almost all my life I spent on learning, I spent a lot of time in severe austerities.
The boatman came and the Buddha asked him:
- How much does the crossing cost?
"Three pennies," replied the boatman.
The Buddha, turning to the yogi, said:
- Heard? That's what your whole life is worth.
A friend asked about our future. I talked for an hour about teleportation, lasers, force fields. Later it turned out: I did not understand the question ...
The guy is talking to his friends: - In front of my fiancee, I will ask without swear words.
And personally, Semyon, I will introduce you as my deaf and mute friend.
I met a girl. She's so weird. I invite her to the cinema - she comes with a girlfriend, I invite her to a restaurant, to a club, to barbecue - the same picture. I'll probably break up with her.
- Don't be a fool, invite her to sex, you won't regret it.
188> There are some fucking people who don't care about anything and who don't have problems.
- Of course I have.
- And how do you know them?
- Just. They wear a name tag on their big toe.
188> Two acquaintances meet, one asks the other:
- Do you know how the process ended, where the Jew and the Armenian were suing?
- I know. The prosecutor was given 10 years.
357> There is such a mood that you want to drop everything and send everyone to the Chinese mountain Khu Yam...
Today I saw an interview on TV on the topic of housing and communal services. I learned that if the management company does not repair the elevator in our entrance, then the state fines it for 300-500 thousand. Given that the income of the Criminal Code consists only of our payments - the question is - why is the state, instead of forcing the company to make repairs, taking our money intended for this repair?
This story is old, it happened when my daughter was only two years old. Times were hard then, perestroika. In stores it was - a rolling ball. Empty shelves, even the essentials were in short supply, and there was no talk of luxury. There was almost nothing from the products, and then what was there were huge
queues.
One day I went to visit a friend after work. I ran into the store to buy something for tea. And suddenly I see: Cakes! Real! Biscuits! Yes, and decorated with huge cream roses. True, the color is kind of poisonous! God be with him, with color.
I bought treats for everyone! We sat with a friend, talked a lot, drank tea with her - time quickly flew by. We also enjoyed the cakes, of course. And I left one for my baby. We carefully put it on a notebook sheet (then there was tension with the packages, as with everything else, but we didn’t hear about containers then). To prevent the roses from wrinkling, the notebook sheet was carefully lowered to the bottom of the bag.
We spent a lot of time with my girlfriend, so I arrived home at half past one in the night.
My daughter was still quite small, and due to her tender age, and the difficult economic situation in the country, she had never seen cakes. I rode home on the bus, and imagined how tomorrow my baby would wake up, and I would show her a treat and say: “Daughter, this is a cake! And I could see how she would throw up her hands and rejoice.
She carried the treat for my little one very carefully, constantly reminding herself: “There is a cake in the bag, be careful! ". She jumped out of the bus with the same thoughts, she carried her bag almost at arm's length, by weight, and not on her shoulder, out of habit. And she repeated, repeated: “Galka, don’t remember the cake! ".
I live on the outskirts of the city, in the private sector, so the places there are quiet and not crowded, especially at a later time. A short path led from the bus to my street (as I always said: two buses long), but the trouble is - someone broke the lamp there.
In short, I'm running home along the path, all so joyful, I keep my bag on the canopy, my thoughts are only about the cake. And suddenly a man jumps out of the bushes, grabs me by the shoulders and starts dragging me into the bushes!
But the fact is that when I see a goal, it’s very difficult for me to turn it off! that is - I'm rushing forward, home! And he pulls me to the left, into the bushes. Well, our desires do not match! And we mark time in one place, and at the same time we sniff loudly! Someone will pull!
And then I begin to understand that something wrong, bad is happening! And then - fear, a desire to defend themselves, and to say something at the same time - it is necessary (silently, or something to defend themselves). But only when you are scared, sometimes you say and do something completely different from what is expected of you. Here I am, all so illogical and unexpected.
Suddenly I yell: "Ss & ka! Why are you crushing my cake! »
I don’t know what the rapist thought, he was inexperienced, he must have been of some kind. But he suddenly let me go. And again I scream: “Who are you to crush my cake! »
And how will I give him a bag!
Rapist, poor man, jumped back! And I turned around and bag it, bag! And I yell something like: “It’s not yours, it wasn’t for you! ".
The unfortunate rapist, you see, is completely fucked up. I don't know, and I'll never know what thoughts he had in his head, but he pulled away from me very briskly - into the bushes. Rushed through them and rode on. And I follow him, and with his bag, with a bag I hit with all my strength. And yell something accusing! I got tangled in the bushes, fell, and while falling, I suddenly realized that I needed to run in a completely different direction.
Furious ran home. Cake, of course - a skiff. It flattened and the roses ended. I trimmed it as best I could, scraped off the cream from a notebook sheet with a fork and smeared it on top. And with a fork she drew a lattice on it. And when I drew the lattice, it suddenly dawned on me that the matter was serious. And then I remembered how I yelled - and such laughter penetrated me that I could not help myself - I laughed all over the apartment, I even squealed!
In the morning everything was as I dreamed. I said: “Daughter, this is a cake! And my baby threw up her hands, and was very, very happy. And she liked the delicacy, by the way (but who would doubt it).
Learn to never tell anyone. Learn to never... From no one... Nothing... Don't wait...
Instant pension.
If a woman rejected a rich man, then he is not so rich.
Friendship is like a diamond. It is rare, expensive, and there are a lot of fakes ...
The usual May snow fell...
I noticed that a woman only listens to a man carefully when he is talking on the phone with another woman.
There was just a case. I go out of the office to smoke, and we immediately have a one-way street at the porch. And on the other side, the sidewalk was dug up and fenced off. The tractor is standing, the hard workers are walking, the accident, apparently. And, I looked, some kind of Pentium on the Outlander drove into the oncoming lane and parked there in front of the fence, against the wool.
And then, I look along the road, the tow truck is already loading someone and the “ten” of the depees next to it is on the emergency gang. That is, now they will come here. They constantly graze with us, the street is quiet, it is convenient for them to pack. But the driver does not see them or something because of the tractor, she stands to herself, smokes, smoke comes out of the window. Well, I think, I’ll go, I’ll drive him away until he gets problems up to his chestnuts. It’s not that I’m an altruist, but they’ll accept a dumbass, driving in an oncoming lane, deprivation.
I approached, an oil painting - two girls were sitting, sucking thin cigarettes with might and main, Mouzon was yelling. Here, fools, I think, okay, all the more need to help. Well, I turn to them:
- Dear ladies - I say - I see you are busy, but can I contact you? - they are still girls, why not come up with a joke?
And this is where things got weird. The passenger just looked at me slightly, and didn’t even turn her head (goddess, along the way), and the one who was driving opened the window a little more and so contemptuously through my lip:
- Well, what do you need?
To be honest, I was even a little taken aback. And I didn’t even have time to answer, as she pushed me again:
- What, recently released? What, you lost your certificate, you don’t know how to steal? How can we help you? Yes, you're tired of begging! - and the window back, bam, and closed it.
And I, like a fool, stood and remained. Then he went to the porch and lit a cigarette. Nichose, I think, the elk went for salt, so do good deeds to people. Well, I looked at myself from the outside, but I seem to look normal. Not in a tailcoat, of course, in some kind of jeans, sneakers, but as if he doesn’t look like a homeless person even once. Fuck it, in short...
Well, then everything is according to the laws of the genre. They notice their garbage, they roll up to them, kick, they drive up, the inspector is such and such, that's all. I stand, I smoke, I watch. They both jump out here, at first they smile like stewardesses, they say, hello, hee-hee, oh you can’t stand here, hee-hee, you didn’t know, hee-hee, oh sorry, hee-hee and so on ...
For about three minutes he explained to these fools what, in fact, they had violated. I look, both teeth have stopped drying, the one who is driving documents to him, and she herself has become all pale and her eyes are already like ozone holes.
Then he tells her what will happen to her, and she generally enters a trance, begins to roar, they say, forgive me. And the passenger runs around them, waving her tentacles and also whining, forgive me, let go. Cockroach race, in short.
And the inspector doesn’t care, apparently, he’s seen enough already. It is not carried out at all, the driver is taken away, and the passenger remains near the car. She stood for a while, then suddenly turns to me and so indignantly gives out:
- What, it was impossible to tell us humanly! ! ? (Humanly! !)
- Yes, you are my apple blossom - I answer - so I seemed to approach you in a good way. And why you don't understand as a human being, I don't know.
What time is it now if the rest of the day is 2 times longer than the last?
The correct answer is Friday!
If you put an empty wallet to your ear, you can hear how it rustles
Government of the Russian Federation.
A detachment of riot police covered one large drug den, after which they declared themselves space rangers and flew into space to fight Pokemon.
The grandfather stalled on the Cossack, asks the Mercedes driver to pull
Grandfather: pull once, I’ll blink my headlights - slow down
Meren driver: got it!
I started to pull here Meren overtakes Volvo and the driver of Meren could not stand it and gave gas
We drove past the traffic police post, the traffic cop in ah * e calls another and says: Here, in short, now a volvo with a meren under 200 was driven away, and behind them the grandfather on a Cossack, with headlights blinking, they say give way!
The source of fatigue is not in the body, but in the mind. You can do much more than you think.
Relying only on yourself is a great way to stop being disappointed in people and live with a great mood.
Life gives us a sea of chances, but, most often, we are just too lazy to swim.
All people are two-faced. The first person is kind, sincere, sympathetic. The second appears when the first is abused.
Hell? Unfortunately, it doesn't exist. There is only Heaven and... Earth.
The most important thing in communication is to hear what was not said. Peter Drucker
What began with a lie must have ended with a lie; it is the law of nature. Fedor Dostoevsky
Words are like keys. With the right choice, you can open any soul and close any mouth.
Respect or not respect a person - your choice. Being respectful is your upbringing.
Balloon Rule: Throw away everything you don't need to gain altitude.
We are not mistaken in people, we are just in a hurry to see them the way we want them to be.
You can't lose what isn't there. You can't destroy what hasn't been built. You can only dispel the illusion of what seems real.
To achieve complete harmony in life, you need to swap only two things: at 7 in the morning you should want to eat, and at one in the morning you should sleep.
Music is life. As long as it sounds, nothing dies forever. The musician, performing music, lives memories as if they were real events.
I will never deceive someone who sincerely trusts me. But I will not prove the truth to those who do not believe me.
If you do not make mistakes, then you are solving problems that are too simple. And this is a big mistake.
There is nothing accidental in life, and everything that happens to us happens at the right time and in the right place.
If I do exactly the things that people expect from me, I will fall into their slavery.
Time is an amazing thing. There is so little of it when you are late and so much of it when you are waiting.
What you think about is what you feel. What you feel is what you radiate. What you radiate is what you receive.
There is no better way to take revenge than to erase from memory. Janusz Leon Wisniewski
Treat everyone with kindness and respect, even those who are rude to you. Not because they are worthy people, but because you are a worthy person. (Confucius)
A family is what it is worth waking up every day for, breathing every second, and praying to God every moment to protect and protect them.
There will always be people who will hurt you. You have to keep trusting people, just be a little more careful.
Love dies from fatigue, and oblivion buries it.
Words placed differently take on a different meaning; otherwise thoughts placed produce a different impression.
He who wages war with others has not made peace with himself.
Trusting a person unconditionally, you end up with one of two things: either a person for life, or a lesson for life.
Do not come closer to a person than he allows, and do not let a person get closer than he deserves.
To discover new parts of the world, one must have the courage to lose sight of the old shores.
Don't expect miracles, miracle yourself. And run, run from the pessimists, skeptics, whiners, move them away. They destroy expectation and faith in the miracles of life.
In life, one should strive to overtake not others, but oneself.
There are three golden qualities in a person's character: patience, a sense of proportion and the ability to remain silent. Sometimes in life they help more than intelligence, talent and beauty.
Learn to tell no one anything. That's when everything will be fine.
A diamond that has fallen into the mud still remains a diamond, and dust that has risen to the skies remains dust.
Keep your spiritual light. Against all odds, no matter what. This is the light by which the same bright souls will find you.
People don't always need advice. Sometimes they need a hand to support them. An ear that listens and a heart that understands.
It is not the strongest or the smartest who survive, but the one who adapts best to change.
If there are rumors about you, you are a person. Remember: never discuss and do not envy the bad. Envy the best, discuss the best.
Give a man a purpose worth living for, and he can survive in any situation.
Never criticize the actions of another person if you do not know why he did them. Perhaps, under the same circumstances, you would have done the same.
Conscience usually torments those who are not guilty. Erich Maria Remarque
Know how to say "thank you" to what is left behind. It certainly taught us something important.
You are silent, but you are already misunderstood.
Society often forgives the offender. But not a dreamer. Oscar Wilde
In our precarious world, there is nothing more difficult and fragile than trust.
The past is always with us, waiting to overturn the present.
The end of lies does not mean the beginning of truth. Frederic Begbeder
Being offended and indignant is like drinking poison in the hope that it will kill your enemies.
The worst thing is not “fail again”. The worst thing is “I don’t want to try anymore”.
You have to arrange your life until life begins to suit you.
No one in the world will come to meet you. If you need something - take it yourself, always do only what you decide.
You don't sing a song to get to the last note. Singing brings joy. The same goes for life. Joy is to live.
The greatest flaw in life is its eternal incompleteness due to our habit of procrastinating from day to day. Whoever finishes the work of his life every evening does not need time.
Who never swore allegiance, he will never break it. August von Platen
Whoever is able to tame his heart, the whole world will submit. Paulo Coelho
Make your work a full life, not life a full work.
Our actions can take us to the skies and throw us into the deepest abyss. We are the children of our deeds. Victor Hugo.
If you want to achieve your goal, you need to move at least a little bit towards it every day.
When you see an eagle, you see an example of Perfection - so often look at the sky.
Wanting change is the first step. But the second is to achieve them!
The only difference between a good meal and life is that sweets are served at the end.
Sometimes the person you don't notice becomes the one you need the most.
The past can't be fixed, but you can push yourself and change the future.
A strong person is not the one who is doing well, but the one who is doing well, DESPITE ANYTHING!
Remember the rule. Treat a woman like a person. Then like a princess. Then as a Greek goddess, and then again as a person.
When you have nothing to lose, you can risk everything ...
I hear and forget. I see and remember. I do and understand. Confucius
You can wait if there is something to wait.
No need to think about what life was or will be. There is no past and there will be no future. Everything happens here and now.
It's not about predicting the future, but about creating it.
Be with those who make you happy.
You have to do the impossible. You have to work hard. And if you succeed, you are positive, you have a ray of hope.
Love lives only when there is respect for each other and freedom. The desire to possess another as a thing is absurd.
Look at what you are thinking about now, this will become your future. Think positive, love, success, luck, abundance and joy. And enjoy it in the future.
The only way to survive is to constantly challenge yourself with new challenges.
The less expectations in the head, the more surprises in life.
Those who do not understand their past are forced to relive it again.
Every person has a sun. Just let it shine. Socrates
I still don't regret anything, if only because it's pointless.
I don't like being alone. I just don’t make unnecessary acquaintances so as not to be disappointed in people once again.
Do not promise if you are not sure that you will fulfill the promise, because the pain that you inflict on another will return to you sooner or later.
Those who have succeeded in this world come and find the circumstances they need. If they cannot find them, then they create them themselves.
It's never too late to set a new goal or find a new dream.
It is not always the one who is guilty who asks for forgiveness. Most often, this is done by someone who values relationships ...
Appreciate those who can see in you three things: the sadness behind the smile, the love behind the anger, and the reason for your silence.
Any problem ceases to be a problem with the right attitude.
Nobody can say anything about you. Whatever people say, they talk about themselves.
Always choose the most difficult path - on it you will not meet competitors.
It doesn't matter if you're walking slowly… the main thing is don't stop.
If you decide to act, close the doors to doubt. Friedrich Nietzsche
People most often use the word "nothing" in order to hide a very important "something" behind it.
You become a melancholic when you think about life, and a cynic when you see what most people make of it. Remarque
Do not forget that the position - from the word "duty", work - from the word "slave", and dismissal - from the word "will".
I don't choose friends. This is a boring and useless activity. I am much more interested in choosing vegetables in the market. Friends are gifts of fate.
