What is the main thing on the holiday of life - at the bottom of birth? Laughter, humor and jokes is the main thing! So, the wishes of the shipy mumula should be funny, humorous and comic. It is a laughter best gift Birthday. This is especially important if the mother has some vital difficulties, health problems, or simply already age makes itself felt. You can try yourself in the role of Tamada and organize a whole program, generously arched by cheerful jokes. But bring people laughter is talent. Even the gift, they will say other. If problems are observed with a sense of humor, it does not matter. Cool congratulations wagon and small cart on the Internet. In particular, funny birthday greetings Mom's birthday is in this section of the congratulatory site. They will help to congratulate moms so that a smile played on her face.
Mommy - Sun Luch,
Mommy - Luga Love,
Looking down in the window
Here are your congratulations:
Happy birthday, native,
I wish you
Many good
Life does not overgrown the path.
Easy work, simple hobby,
So that there were no regrets and grief,
Soft, fluffy domestic animals,
So that there is always having fun
So that friends did not betray,
And colleagues did not substitute.
Mommy, glorious you are my light,
The best lesson in the world,
To forgot your problems,
The sea so that you knee!
Once two three - Mom congratulations catch,
Three four five -
Gifts we carry again.
And in addition a lot of joy,
Happiness, endless sweetness,
Adventures are unlimited
And money in large quantities.
Nothing is sorry for you:
Congratulations, colors, gifts,
And here is your birthday
We will bring it without slowing down.
You need us how to need air,
Without you, we will not be simple
We want you to live forever
Not older and did not die.
We love you very much
And now we will hug you!
We are entering the studio gifts,
You, Mom dear, congratulations,
And today it will be very hot,
You have a glorious birthday.
We wish you only happiness,
And give the ocean of love,
We save you from misfortune,
After all, any act will fix it.
We will return to you early in the morning
And recall how to dream of it,
Talking to you mutually
Or journalism read.
On your such native threshold
You can forget about the concerns
Only the best thing on your way -
Go on happily you live.
Keep laughing, smile
The packs of fate do not succumb!
Happy birthday today
I congratulate the man
Dismissed like cruiser
And native like pharmacy
James Bond in a long skirt,
And in everyday a superhero,
Lord of plates,
Moods and peace.
Who is it? Of course, Mom!
Everything is everywhere she will have time:
And the shirts alleged everything,
And the cutlets will heat everything.
Man with a huge letter
Happy birthday congratulations.
Resting only on Haiti
We wish from the feats.
Let there be no reason
For miser and secret tears
And let men meet
Every day with a bouquet of roses!
As soon as mom, do you all have time?
Dozens of professions in themselves combine:
Psychologist, Designer, Florist, Animator,
Tailor, and pastry, and hairdresser.
So you are a teacher and nurse,
What would the Master be envied.
At the same time: beautiful, smart, cheerful,
Mom, you are the main example for me.
On your birthday I want to wish:
Successes, love, sometimes still sleep.
For what you eat is grateful to fate.
I wish you health and happiness.
Kohl broke the knee -
We do not get on the wall
And we will not yell -
It is easier to call mommy.
Kohl with money very bad -
I will not take loans -
There will be nothing to return!
It's easier to take Mamuli.
In general, you are indispensable!
Therefore, and loved,
Because I wish me
To life was yours
Easier, steeper and light.
Happy birthday from children.
Mom has a circle of head:
From us from all solid "help"!
Fly mom on goa
And getting up there like a vegetable.
So that the beach and the sun - every day,
Sand and sea - next to the house ...
But in the country of Lilac,
Our ringing laughter and friendly gomon.
We wish on the birthday
We want family comfort ...
And not to fly away!
After all, the house is always important resort!
On your birthday, Mom promise:
Will you listen to unquestion
We are changing the hats
And very well we will eat,
For all disobedients in the corner stand up,
And there yourself in the corner,
And we are not tired of congratulating you,
Love for you We, Mommy, prove!
Happy Birthday Mommy,
I congratulate you
Obedience is complete
I promise you.
You Mamuly, Super Class,
You are a family genius,
Clean, stitch, sew,
We take us dumplings.
One hundred professions
Mom, combine
Not clear only to us
When do you rest.
I wish you happiness and love
I'm on your birthday
The Lord will be awarded
Let Angelic patience.
My sweet Mamuschik,
Purchase Lapshechka.
Happy birthday congratulations,
I wish a lot of sweets.
Cake strongly you do not eat
Congratulations Listen.
I love you the most,
Your eyes, your wondrous laughter!
The sun looked down
Right in your soul
From the years not to hide
However, it is not necessary.
You are, mom,
No senses to pass.
Bright radiance -
How to hide?
Warm lights,
Pleaseb allone.
All pathways
Let them go to you.
Happiness and health
I wish tons.
Just happy birthday,
Mom, congratulations!
Mother my native
Happy Birthday,
You are universal soldier -
There is no doubt about it.
Never dare sorry
You are about what was
In each battle with a fraction of the bold
You won.
Today you are like a queen!
Give us instructions
I will compose
Caprises, orders!
After all, you have a mother today,
Birthday proud!
And you torture us all
But you will be solid!
Then feed, then bring
Reel, put, and borrow!
And such a cattle
Wouldn't to go crazy!
We greatly sighed,
The holiday has passed Mamuli!
Only again in a year,
He's crazy with all of us!
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Mom's holiday - Birthday,
What would you like to wish?!
Pan - happiness! Love - tank,
Well, in general, we will celebrate!
Whether you are slim like a goat, like sulna!
And speak, like nightingale!
We will probably be happy
Meet your girlfriends, friends!
We still stick to the kitchen all day,
Cook, mine, something three!
And they get the crowd! Wow,
And together, all - chores!
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Mom's birthday,
Just a catastrophe!
How many congratulations
It remains to fuck!
A bunch of relatives and friends,
It will be granted to us quickly!
Although Stoni, and even oblique,
Although you are an artist!
Still we clean
And cook smartly!
Otherwise get
And around the neck - to shield!
Mom's birthday,
Like a storm in the sea!
Although Stoni, and even thong
Anyway in cleaning!
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Mother native,
Happy Your Birthday!
So cute,
Like a cast!
You fly and sweat,
To the throat, like a sharp knife!
Make help help
And cook, clean!
That's all, guests gathered!
Pour toasts and wine!
Well, we play bones
We are not given another!
Whether you mummy, healthy!
Be happy and cool!
We will always help you
We will save your peace!
Mom Vasilkov Bouquet,
From the heart I will give!
And I will tell her without hiding
I love her hard!
Let her shine like
New, clean Pyat!
And nothing grieves,
Neither seriously nor a trifle!
Let she fly a bird,
His dream!
And always let him be having fun
And in the soul it blooms peace!
Let her shine the sun
In thousands of faces diamond!
Let her friends be in friends
Oligarch and famous tycoon!
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Mommy is the only thing
Thousand congratulations!
In the life of happiness Million,
Joyful moments!
Let her momger happiness
In my heart, preserved!
Let her suddenly become money
Plot magnet!
Let quickly buy a wheelbarrow,
For the hill will bought a dacha!
Let the stream of the IMG stick,
Suddenly finance capital!
Whom will want to turn
There will be a celebration finale!
Happiness, joy, skills,
Million victories of moments!
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Today, Mom is like the Tsanta -
Proud, beautiful and mila!
Does not stop smiling
And the dad is crazy!
So what reason is to be surprised?!
After all, the birthday of our bird,
That mom is called,
And overshadows the sun!
Gifts proudly takes
On the side of them all sends!
See what she is waiting for solid
Gift or Capital!
Or maybe a fur coat Ile Bahamas?
I would like to ask my mother!
And dad gives her gifts,
So that the birthday was only bright!
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Oh my God! What kind of queen?!
Goddess?! Fairy?! Wow!
Oh, this is our mom,
And do not know it since!
Beautiful and exquisite,
Divinely Mila!
Where are you going
A, Mom, where are you?!
It's my birthday today,
We will celebrate
Urrra, we are in the restaurant
Leave a cute home!
Well, be healthy, mom!
Beautiful and native!
Do not forget that children
Love you anyone!
Happy birthday, dear,
You are our God and our idol.
Happy Birthday dear,
Our family commander!
Mom, you are support for us,
You will find all the answer,
You are a judge of any dispute
You are for us authority.
So live on joy to people
Up to one hundred years - the enemies called,
Together we will be happy
We are lucky with you.
So that health was excess,
Mom, you have one,
I ask you to pour a drink,
We drink for my mother all to the bottom!
Cool poems Mom's birthday from children
On the birthday of a cute mom
We wish love,
You love all of us
We are your blood!
You raised us, native,
You did not sleep at night,
You for us for everyone - holy,
Although the story was sometimes!
Life to us all you gave
Gave that he could
Dressed and fed,
From misfortunes.
We want to say thanks
For care and love,
What many mistakes
We are forgiving again and again!
Be happy you, mom,
Live many or many years
Stay good
For us, better than you - no!
For each inhabitant of our planet relative manthan mom was not, no, and definitely will not. Mom is warm, happiness, generosity, sincerity and the lightest. My dear Mommy, on this birthday, I wish you more bright days. Let the trouble be found on your century, and the tears protrude only from joy.
Great congratulation mom from his daughter in prose
Mother's favorite, happy birthday to you! Today is your day when around flowers and compliments, the warmest words of congratulations, a lot of smiles and sincere happiness. You have the most beautiful, the smartest and judiciary, you are the ideal of a woman who is me from early childhood. So let the most cherished dreams come true on this day, the most secret desires. Be always healthy so that excellent well-being allowed you to enjoy every day. I am proud that I have such a mother, and that we are so similar to you. Let your way always be covered with fragrant colors, and the guardian angel always always accompanies you and will not allow you to make a wrong step. You have the best! Happy holiday to you! Your loving daughter.
In a wonderful holiday - Birthday,
For mom - our congratulations,
After all, there are no kind and more in the world,
More beautiful than our mother!
We are grateful for patience,
You, native, - Admiring
For the fact that you have such -
How the fish in the sea is gold!
You do not measure your love
Do not weighing never.
We wish to live and believe
And always be happy!
You are our support, you are our fade,
Momuli, Mom, you are our reward!
You happy birthday to congratulate
Wishes word to say we want.
We wish you health, good luck, good,
So that you and you were happy
Let the eyes shine from a smile,
And your house bypass bad weather, thunderstorm.
Adversity, sadness forget, as if sleep,
And low acceptance from children you bow!
Let the life of kindness be filled
Favorite, know that we are always with you!
Do not consider wishes to you at this hour,
All words congratulations do not read.
Thank you very much from all of us,
Thank you for me.
Let the sun without tired shines to you,
Let life full will be luck
And let in your good, happy fate
There will be a hundred days of birth!
We wish you only success
He was in life, sadness - no gram.
After all, mom is the main word for everyone
And you are our best mom.
Your dear mommy has already received congratulations on your birthday from you! After all, she is always next to you, even if it is far away, and in the festive day, children will definitely congratulate her the warmest and gentle words, good and important wishes. But why this time do not clothe all your congratulations on a comic form? You can joke on yourself, with humor repeating that it is not enough to make a mom's mom or do not always listen to its advice, and you can remember some fun cases from childhood. If you are experiencing difficulty in the selection of cool congratulations for mom, our site will help you!
Congratulations to our mother,
I don't need to advertise!
Our mother is good,
And her soul!
Mom knows how much
And the tasty of her shabby!
After all, it does not regret
And always help me!
Mom, Mother native,
Happy Birthday Congratulations!
Will let everything well
In the house happiness is full!
Right girlfriend - Mom:
Always support and understand.
Soviets wisely will give a lot
And the boy will not lead.
I wish you a birthday
Beautiful to be young.
All knights on the manoon
Led everywhere behind yourself!
My mom is forever young
And the most beautiful she.
And on the birthday of my mother I wish,
To drunk happiness without wine!
Be fun, and more often smile,
You smile, cute, goes.
Make dad jealous try
Let a little on the platoon will live!
We wanted to congratulate you
And began to think - what to say?
Such a beautiful cute mom
What lines write?
That neither say - everything will be not enough.
Although it will be cute, but not that.
After all, you have such a mom,
With whom the sky on the shoulder!
With which the sea is knee
With which just and easy!
Mom, our native,
You we love hot.
You wish you beautiful
Happily live, calmly sleep,
Health so as not so
And for problems - do not care!
My mom, you and girlfriend,
Let you all be cool
Poogery spout, and forward,
Gathered to celebrate the people!
You, maman, I wish
So that you did not know the burning
Was a beauty super class
Played for you to jazz
With papules ... well, you understood
There were successful things,
I wish you a heart not age,
On the horizontal bar once a hundred hanging,
You always have an example for me,
I appreciate how treasure you believe!
Mamuly, native, I wish you
On your birthday happiness without edge.
Let your life be chic and bright,
Comes your day by sure to give
And better luxurious and cool present
Let every bright moment give you!
And so that the gifts are in order to lay down -
A huge house, yes in it would live!
Future mom Happy Birthday Son Happy Birthday Daughter
Audio Congratulations on Mobile
Mommy want to kiss you,
And solemnly say
I will answer for my actions,
So that you do not upset
I promise not to smoke
And flowers always give
I will obey in everything
At night to help and day,
Smart to become i promise
Everything in the world I recognize
And you congratulate you on the birthday of birth,
So that the customer rose!
How often we and tirelessly
All pronounce the word "Mom".
Although we are already big children,
You are more expensive in the world!
Your support and care
Will help us in any work,
So be always young,
Happy heart and soul!
For all "thank you" say
You, Mamuly, on Birthday!
I sincerely love you,
Although I hurt the excitement.
Your smile warmly
Always for an hour hard warms
And a visionary council
So often saves from problems!
Mamuly, native, I wish you
On your birthday happiness without edge.
Let your life be chic and bright,
Comes your day by sure to give
And better luxurious and cool present
Let every bright moment give you!
And so that the gifts are in order to lay down -
A huge house, yes in it would live!
Gift with your own hands
As in childhood, I want to do.
You on your birthday, mom,
I am sms-ku himself.
I wish you health
So that sad was not a day.
And remember my dear,
That the son adores you!
My mom is forever young
And the most beautiful she.
And on the birthday of my mother I wish,
To drunk happiness without wine!
Be fun, and more often smile,
You smile, cute, goes.
Make dad jealous try
Let a little on the platoon will live!
Yours, mom, birthday -
Very remarkable
And, without exaggeration, -
Just wonderful!
I guessed you to be born
In this day is cool,
So that I could appear
On the day another beautiful!
Right girlfriend - Mom:
Always support and understand.
Soviets wisely will give a lot
And the boy will not lead.
I wish you a birthday
Beautiful to be young.
All knights on the manoon
Led everywhere behind yourself!
Congratulations to you, Mom,
Happy Birthday - From the Soul!
Will you find flawed in you,
All your advice are good.
I wish the health of strong
To be in life all for five!
Once again, native, congratulations,
I promise to come more often.
Mom, be always so -
The most kind and native.
Happiness finally learn
Never lose.
Smile, severe, be,
Forget everything bad,
Let a good happen,
Let the dream come true!
Mom today has a special day!
Rushes in cheeks, and in the eyes of the light.
Mom has a ball now.
I write sms, but I guess?
I wish you a lot of colors
And the whole sea of \u200b\u200bFrench spirits,
And ten crispy lemons of dough!
Hooray! Happy Birthday, Mom, You !!!
