These tests will help you find out what kind of atmosphere reigns in your team and what needs to be done to improve it. If the test result turns out to be negative, you have the right to embellish it so as not to spoil the holiday atmosphere, but at your leisure, analyze the answers and invite your colleagues to find a way out of the current situation.

Distribute questionnaires with questions to your colleagues before the corporate holiday, then calculate the results obtained and draw a conclusion about the relationships in the team in front of those gathered. The test is very short, so you can do it during a party right at the festive table.

1. Do your colleagues know about your extra-professional hobbies?

A. No, my colleagues do not need to know anything about me that is not work related.

B. Possibly, since I might have mentioned it in an informal conversation.

B. Yes, of course, we periodically share such information with each other.

2. How relaxed and free are you able to behave at a corporate event?

A. If possible, I try to behave with restraint, so that there is no reason for gossip and gossip, as well as reproaches from my superiors.

B. In an informal setting, it is quite possible to allow yourself to relax and rest properly.

B. I behave relaxed even during working hours, and even more so at a corporate event.

3. One of your colleagues asked his boss to increase his salary due to financial problems in the family. Did he do the right thing?

A. No, the salary level should not depend on the employee’s financial problems, but on the quality of the work he performs.

B. Of course, he can be understood, but the reason for the salary increase should be more convincing.

B. Of course, the colleague is right, and the boss should listen to the request of the subordinate and meet him halfway.

4. In the morning, before work, you felt unwell. What will you do?

A. Poor health is not a reason to refuse work, especially since the bosses do not welcome absentees, even if the reason is valid.

B. Whether I go to work or stay at home depends on the degree of illness.

B. Of course, I’ll stay at home for a day or two, and then catch up.

5. Your colleague clearly drank too much the day before, and his work is not going well today. What are your thoughts on this?

A. He had to think earlier about the state in which he would come to work, but now there is no need to be sick, he needs to work.

B. I don’t care how my colleague feels and how he works, it has nothing to do with me.

B. This can happen to anyone, I need to ask a colleague if there is anything I can do to help him.

6. What do you know about the personal lives of your colleagues?

A. Very little - marital status and the presence or absence of children.

B. Only what they consider necessary to tell about themselves.

B. Almost everything, because the team is one big family in which nothing can be hidden.

7. Can you lend your colleague some money?

A. In our team, it’s not customary to give or borrow, so I’m unlikely to be asked to do this.

B. It all depends on who is asking and what exact amount.

B. If I have such a sum, I will definitely help out my colleague, because I could find myself in a similar situation.

8. As a result of the negligence of one of the employees, the results of overall work were low. Would you consider it your duty to report this to your superiors?

A. Of course, our management strictly monitors the quality of work and always punishes those responsible.

B. No, if this is an exception to the rule and not the norm, we will all talk sternly with our colleague and try to correct the situation through joint efforts.

B. No, because we are colleagues, not informers.

Most answers are A.

Your life is clearly divided into work and everything that does not concern it. With colleagues, you prefer to maintain exclusively business relationships that do not go beyond work. Because of this, you are often called a cracker and a human machine behind your back.

You may not see anything wrong with this, but a little warmth and participation in communication with colleagues will not hurt you at all. After all, it is much more pleasant to work in a supportive and friendly atmosphere.

Most answers B.

In your life, you try to separate the personal and professional, and you do it well. You tend to avoid making friends at work because it might interfere with your ambitious plans.

In addition, formal relations with colleagues will avoid many misunderstandings. In some ways, you are certainly right, but such a line of behavior does not contribute to the emergence of spiritual comfort and warmth. But sometimes the participation of colleagues and their moral support are so necessary.

Most of the answers are V.

It would be more correct to call your relationship with your colleagues

friendly than professional. Your team is famous for the fact that everyone will come to the rescue of the other, give the necessary advice, listen and support. Your motto: “One for all and all for one!”

Relationships with colleagues are an important moment in a person’s life, because we spend most of our time at work. In this regard, it is desirable that we be surrounded by a friendly and warm atmosphere on working days. Then things will go smoothly, your mood will always be excellent, and your health will not suffer due to worries about conflicts and misunderstandings.

Hand out questionnaires with questions to your colleagues and encourage them to answer them sincerely. After everyone has completed the task, collect the pieces of paper, count the results (award 1 point for each positive answer) and voice them.

1. When criticizing your colleague, did you want to reason with him so that he would not make similar mistakes in the future?

2. Would you like all events held in your organization to receive your “okay”?

3. Would you like the activities of the organization in which you work to be completely under your control?

4. Do you consider your speeches in front of colleagues to be too long?

5. Have you noticed your habit of “crush” opponents in a dispute, not allowing them to insert even a word in defense of their position?

6. Do you like to get into arguments with different people?

7. Do you quickly turn any discussion into a heated argument?

8. Have you noticed that your colleagues, when communicating with you, tend to talk in a defensive manner?

9. Have you noticed that colleagues avoid discussing their work plans with you?

10. Are the external attributes of power and high position very important to you?

11. Are you able to take responsibility for your own mistakes and mistakes?

12. When talking about the essence of your work, do you use the pronoun “I” too often?

13. Are you willing to share with a colleague the privileges or power that you yourself possess?

14. Do your colleagues admire your determination and professional qualities?

15. Do you feel restraint and coldness in relationships on the part of your colleagues, while you expect cordiality and recognition from them?

16. Do you think that your colleagues are much less competent and do not have the professional qualities that you undoubtedly have?

Less than 6 points. Your relationships with colleagues are not always smooth. Most likely, the reason for this is you yourself, or rather, some “rough” traits of your character. Try to control your emotions and words, and then communication with colleagues will be less painful for both you and them.

More than 7 points. If you still have any relationships with your colleagues, that's amazing. It is possible that they are trying to avoid you so as not to run into a scandal. Tension in relationships can only be avoided if you learn to see in your employees not just workers with whom you are forced to spend several hours a day, but also ordinary people with their moods, weaknesses and emotions.

Often, for fun or for the purpose of self-knowledge, we answer psychological tests... sometimes we are simply forced to answer them when applying for a job... so why not understand the secrets of psychological testing?

Psychological test No. 0 Response bias(I think this test is generally the most important)
If you do not know how to correctly answer such questions, your psychological testing will be completely pointless:
Do you ever have a bad mood?
Are you sometimes wrong?
Sometimes you make mistakes?
Does it happen that you offend your loved ones?
Does it ever happen that you can't concentrate?
Sometimes you don't have time to do everything?
Do you have bad days?
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If you answer no more than 1-2 times to such questions? This means that you have a tendency to not tell the truth about yourself - and this means that you may not even pass an interview with a psychologist when applying for a job... this means that you are not objective about yourself... this means that it is generally pointless for you to answer psychological tests ! You lie too often and your test results will often be biased.

Psychological test No. 1. Your favorite colors - test Luscher
You need to arrange cards of different colors in order, starting from the most pleasant to the most unpleasant. What does it mean? This test is aimed at determining the emotional state. Each card symbolizes a person’s needs:
red color - need for action

yellow - the need to strive for a goal, hope
green - the need to assert oneself;
blue - the need for affection, constancy;
purple - escape from reality;
brown - need for protection;
black - depression.
The arrangement of the cards means the following: the first two are a person’s aspirations, 3 and 4 are the true state of affairs, 5 and 6 are an indifferent attitude, 7 and 8 are antipathy, suppression.
Key for the test: the first four must be red, yellow, blue, green- in what order exactly is not so important. Arranging the cards in order close to the original one paints a portrait of a purposeful, active person

Psychological test No. 2. Drawing lesson
You are asked to draw a house, a tree, a person. What does it mean? It is believed that this is how a person can demonstrate his self-perception to the world. In this psychological test, every detail matters: the location of the drawing on the sheet (located in the center, a proportional drawing indicates self-confidence), a single composition of all objects indicates the integrity of the individual, what type of object will be displayed.
It is also important what is drawn first: house - the need for security, a person - self-obsession, a tree - the need for vital energy. In addition, the tree is a metaphor for aspirations (oak - self-confidence, willow - on the contrary - uncertainty); a person is a metaphor for how other people perceive themselves; a house is a metaphor for a person’s perception of himself (a castle is narcissism, a rickety hut is low self-esteem, dissatisfaction with oneself).
Key: Your drawing should be realistic and proportional. To demonstrate your sociability and willingness to work in a team, do not forget about the following details: the road to the porch (contact), the roots of the tree (connection with the team), windows and doors (kindness and openness), the sun (cheerfulness), the fruit tree (practicality) ), pet (care).

Psychological test No. 3. Story
You are shown pictures depicting people in various life situations and asked to comment on: what is happening; what a person is thinking about; why does he do this?
What does it mean? Based on the interpretation of the pictures, it is possible to determine the leading life scenarios of a person, in other words, “whoever hurts is the one who talks about it.” It is believed that a person projects the situations in the pictures onto his life and reveals his fears, desires, and view of the world. So, for example, if a picture shows a person crying or laughing, then it is expected that when you comment on it, you will talk about your reasons for joy or sadness.
Key: You need to control your answers and interpret the pictures in the most positive way possible.

Psychological test No. 4. Blob - Rorschach test
You are shown pictures of a shapeless blot (usually symmetrical) and asked to tell you what you see. What does it mean? This psychological test is somewhat similar to the previous one; it also reveals your true attitude towards the world. A positive interpretation of pictures (for example, people communicating) speaks of you as an active, sociable, positive person; a negative interpretation (you saw a monster, a dangerous animal in the blot) indicates that you have a lot of unreasonable fears or deep stress.
Key: if you associate a picture with something clearly negative, comment on it in a neutral way. For example, don’t say, “I see people arguing,” but say, “People are communicating emotionally.”

Psychological test No. 5. IQ test

You are asked to answer several questions (from 40 to 200) of different directions in a certain period of time (from 30 minutes) - from mathematical problems to logical puzzles. What does it mean? These psychological tests are designed to determine the so-called Intelligence Quotient. Although their effectiveness is increasingly being questioned (if a person has low scores, this does not necessarily mean that he is stupid, perhaps he has unconventional thinking or is simply simply inattentive), the tests have maintained and increased their popularity for many years. Eysenck's IQ tests are the most common.
Key: Be as careful as possible, there are a lot of trick questions. If time is running out and there are still a lot of questions, don’t leave them unanswered, write down the answers at random, you’ll probably guess something.

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If you are taking tests when applying for a job, be calm during the interview... but don’t be indifferent - your motivation should be present but it should not go off scale....

The most important! Don't focus on tests at all.
The more unconventional you are, the more original you think, the less the tests tell the truth about you.
High school teachers considered physicist Einstein and inventor Edison mentally retarded...
Who remembers these teachers now... and who turned out to be right in the end?

Look at the composition made up of four geometric shapes and one freeform one. You must paint one figure, part of a figure, or several in such a way that the drawing becomes complete.

Each of the figures presented in the test is a symbol that can and should be deciphered. Let's look at each figure separately.

The circle is your communication skills, the ability to compromise, the ability to smooth out rough edges. If you only filled in the circle, then you can be called an excellent performer, an ideal subordinate,
You know how to work in any team and get along with almost all people.

The square is your firmness and integrity, the ability to insist on your own, the ability to make decisions. If you have painted only a square, this means that you will be able to complete any task
and do the most difficult work. You are hardworking and diligent.

Oval is the flexibility of your thinking, initiative, ability to grasp new trends
and trends, ability to analyze. If you have selected only Oval, then this indicates your desire to play
a leading role in a team, you simply cannot be satisfied with the role of a diligent performer,
You need to feel ahead of everyone, and you really are one step ahead of your colleagues.

An arbitrary figure is your creativity, rebellion, desire to destroy the old and create the new. If you painted over only this figure, then you can be called a rebel and an upstart; you will work in a team only if your leader earns your sincere admiration and respect.
You do not recognize generally accepted authorities; you establish them yourself.

The largest figure, a rectangle, is the group into which you fit or not.
If you partially painted one (two, three or all) figures in such a way that the painted parts ended up in the rectangle, and the figures outside it remained unpainted, then this indicates your diligence. You love and know how to work in a team, although if necessary you could work independently.

If you have painted over the entire rectangle, leaving only the figures “crawling” onto it unpainted, then this indicates that you are not able to take initiative in anything, you are not independent, and collective work is the only acceptable way of working for you. You need a leader like a sheep needs a shepherd. You are a follower in life.

The questions below are asked by recruiting agencies to their candidates to determine their mental abilities. Try this too. By doing this, you will not only appreciate the mental potential of your colleagues, but also lift the spirits of everyone present.

These questions reveal whether test takers have a good memory, whether they tend to find overly complex solutions to simple problems, and whether they have the ability to consider the consequences of previous actions when making important decisions and learn from their own mistakes.

Question 1

How to put a rhinoceros in the refrigerator?

Question 2

How to put a mammoth in the refrigerator?

Question 3

The king of beasts called all the animals to a meeting, to which all but one came. Who didn't show up to the meeting?

Question 4

You need to swim across the river, which is home to countless crocodiles. How will you cross the river?

You can voice the correct option immediately after receiving the answer, or read them after the participants have put forward their versions of all the questions.

Answer to 1st question

Open the refrigerator, place the rhinoceros in it, close the refrigerator.

Answer to 2nd question

Incorrect answer: open the refrigerator, place the mammoth in it, close the refrigerator.

Correct answer: open the refrigerator, take the rhinoceros out of it, place the mammoth in it, close the refrigerator.

Answer to question 3

This is a mammoth, since it was in the refrigerator at that time.

Answer to the 4th question

Of course, swim, because all the crocodiles are at a meeting with the king of beasts.

This test is often used when applying for a job. To do this, a potential employee is brought into a room in which, apart from a table and a couple of chairs, there is nothing, they are asked to wait for a while, then they leave and appear only after a couple of hours. If a person really needs this job, he won't go anywhere. The question is what he will do while waiting for his interlocutor. And depending on this, he is assigned to one or another division of the company.

Of course, you don’t need to lock an employee in an empty room to find out whether he was sent to work in the right department. It is enough to select several volunteers, give them pencils and options for spending time printed on separate sheets of paper, and describe the situation to them in approximately the following words: “Imagine that you have come to get a job at our company. The secretary met you, took you into a room with white walls, in which the only furniture was 2 chairs and a table, and asked you to wait a few minutes, but he himself disappeared for almost 2 hours. You really want to work in our company, so you will be patient and wait. To brighten up the wait, you will choose one of the 11 options described on the pieces of paper and circle it with a pencil.” Also ask all test takers to sign the slips, then collect them and announce the results.

1. I will disassemble the table into parts.

3. I will begin to hum something and at the same time gesticulate strongly.

4. I will talk to the furniture.

5. I won’t waste time and take a little nap.

6. I will write a letter in which I will express everything I think about the current situation.

7. I will remain completely calm and will not even turn around to look at whoever enters the room.

8. I will be nervous, but I will try to convince myself that everything is not so bad.

9. I'll try to play with my glasses.

10. I will study furniture defects.

11. I will try to repair a broken chair.

If the test taker chose the first option, he belongs in the research and information department.

If the test taker chose the second option, he will perform best in the finance department.

If the test taker chose the third option, send it to the help desk.

If the test taker chose the fourth option, the most suitable place for him is the human resources department.

If the test taker chose the fifth option, he is a born manager.

If the test taker chose the sixth option, get him a job in the technical documentation department.

If the test taker chose the seventh option, the company will benefit if he works in the security service.

If the test taker chose option eight, send it to the marketing department.

If the test taker chose the ninth option, trust him with the software.

If the test taker chose the tenth option, the supply department is his natural element.

If the test taker chose the eleventh option, no one can handle sales issues better than him.

This comic test can be offered to those who doubt the correctness of their choice of profession. Before asking a single question, give participants pencils and paper with possible answers and ask them to sign them and check the box that they think is correct. Then collect the leaves and announce the results.

How much is 2 x 2?

2. The answer depends on the units of measurement.

3. 99 (70 for us; 25 for you; 4 for the cashier).

4. How much is needed?

5. Do not offer group sex.

6. As a rule, 4.

7. From 5 to 7.

8. I don’t consider it necessary to answer stupid questions.

1. Teacher

2. Programmer

3. CFO

4. Accountant

5. Secretary-assistant

6. Economist

8. Manager

Invite your colleagues to take the test and find out who is more in your team - bosses or subordinates.

To do this, you will need pencils and sheets of paper with statements printed on them. Test takers must select answer options and count the number of points they score. Then announce the results. Perhaps they will force management to reconsider the personnel policy of their company.

1. I am responsible for everything that happens in my life.

B. I don't know.

2. There would be much fewer problems in my life if the people around me changed their attitude towards me.

B. I don't know.

3. By nature, I am not a person of action; I prefer to reflect on the reasons for my mistakes rather than take concrete steps to correct them.

B. I don't know.

4. The thought often occurs to me that my life is passing under an “unlucky star.”

B. I don't know.

5. Drug addicts and alcoholics are to blame for the fact that they have sunk to the very bottom of life.

B. I don't know.

6. Reflecting on my life, I came to the conclusion: those under whose influence my character was formed are responsible for what happens to me.

B. I don't know.

7. I prefer to treat my ailments myself using long-proven methods.

8. I don't know.

8. The fact that women become bitches and worthless creatures, as a rule, is not their fault, but those who surround them.

B. I don't know.

9. You can always find a way out of any situation.

V. I don’t know.

10. I am grateful to those who never refuse to help me, and I always try to do something nice for them.

B. I don't know.

11. When thinking about who initiated the conflict, I always start with myself.

B. I don't know.

12. I believe in a sign: if a black cat crosses the road, don’t expect anything good.

B. I don't know.

13. Every adult in any life situation should be strong and be able to be responsible for their own actions.

B. I don't know.

14. I have a lot of shortcomings, but this is not a reason to be prejudiced against me.

B. I don't know.

15. If it is not in my power to influence the outcome of a case, I usually put up with it, believing that next time I will be much luckier.

B. I don't know.

To calculate the number of points scored, offer test participants for each answer “Yes” to questions 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13 and for each answer “No” to questions 2, 4, 6, 8, 10, 12 , 14, 15 are awarded 10 points, and for the answers “I don’t know” – 5 points.

More than 116 points.

Of course you are the boss. If you are still not in a position of responsibility, it is a big mistake on your boss's part. You have qualities such as honesty, independence, integrity, hard work and determination. You are characterized by professionalism, the ability to find an approach to people and organizational skills.

From 96 to 115 points.

Are you a boss or a subordinate? It all depends on the situation. You can lead if you see any benefit in it, and obey if you think it would be better for you to hide in the shadows for a while.

Less than 95 points.

You are used to going with the flow. Being a leader is not your path. It is much easier to follow someone else's orders than to take the initiative into your own hands and bear responsibility for it. However, everyone chooses their own path, because if there are bosses, there must also be subordinates.

Ask one of your colleagues to take this humorous test. Attach a Whatman paper to the wall with the following text:

Your salary: ____________________ rubles.

Estimated salary growth per year: ____________________% each year.

How many rubles can you save annually: ____________________ rubles.

The test taker must write in the numbers with a marker. As soon as he does this, announce the result.

According to your annual income, you have a chance to earn:

1 million – in 83 years.

10 million – in 138 years.

100 million in – 169 years.

1 billion – in 215 years.

10 billion – in 271 years.

And you will be able to compete with Bill Gates no earlier than in... 307 years. We wish you Siberian health and longevity to live until this significant event.

You don't need many participants to run this test. Ask your colleagues who dreams of looking at the Earth from space. For those wishing to make a long journey, ask only 2 questions, calculate the amount of points they have scored and announce the results.

1. Do you complain about your health?

A. Thank God, no (1 point).

B. Sometimes it happens (0 points).

2. Do you have $30 million in your bank account?

A. Of course (1 point).

B. Alas and ah (0 points).

2 points.

We sincerely congratulate you! You can become one of the first contenders for a place as a space tourist in a rocket!

Less than 2 points.

Do not despair! There is no reason for you to be upset, because even on our planet you can have a blast!

Some people listen to music all day long, others prefer to sing, others can see beauty in the everyday, others create it themselves, others don’t care about any kind of art. This test will help you figure out which category your colleagues belong to. Give test participants pencils and questionnaires with questions and ask them to answer them honestly.

1. Do you think the words “nuance” and “tone” differ in meaning?

2. Your apartment has been in need of cosmetic repairs for a long time. Can you ignore this and live as if you have complete order?

3. Do you like to draw?

4. Do you choose clothes based on the latest fashion trends?

5. Can you say with complete confidence who Velazquez, Nureyev and Gaudi were?

6. Do you have difficulty understanding your own handwriting?

7. Do you choose things of the same color scheme?

8. Do you often visit museums?

9. When taking a car ride, do you stop to admire the94 walking sun?

10. Have you noticed the habit of drawing geometric shapes in moments of thought?

11. Can you be called a regular at exhibitions and art salons?

12. Do you like to walk around your hometown?

13. Do you like being alone?

14. Do people who like to recite poetry by heart surprise you?

15. Do you listen to music just to be entertained?

16. Are you able to remember any landscape in detail?

17. Do you think that sea stones are very beautiful?

18. Do you like meeting and communicating with new people?

19. Do you like poetry?

20. Have you ever had a desire to decorate the walls of your own apartment?

21. Do you often change your image?

22. Do you like to rearrange furniture?

23. Have you ever tried to compose a song?

To find out the total score, ask test takers for each “Yes” answer to questions 1, 3, 4, 5, 7, 8, 9, 11, 12, 13, 16, 17, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24 give yourself 1 point, and for the answer “No” - to questions 2, 6, 10, 14, 15, 18.

More than 16 points.

We can say about you that you are an artistic person, you have a sense of beauty. Your life is surrounded by objects of art, in which you are well versed.

From 8 to 16 points.

Of course, you know how to appreciate beauty, but you can easily live without it. If you are asked to choose between a painting and a new computer model, you will choose the second option.

Less than 8 points.

If you chose a creative profession, you made a big mistake. You cannot understand a person who stops to admire a beautiful sunset or stands for hours in front of a masterpiece of a great master. In life, you value only things that can bring real benefit, and not all sorts of trinkets, even very beautiful ones.

Many of us dream as children of becoming famous, working on television, hosting some popular TV show. But, as a rule, dreams remain dreams, and we choose a completely different profession. However, it is always interesting to know whether we are capable of being a TV star. The answer to this question can be obtained by passing this test. But you need to approach it with a sense of humor. It is advisable that the presenter read the questions and answer options out loud, and the test takers mark the appropriate option on a piece of paper, and then calculate the sum of the points scored.

1. There’s no escape, but for a TV star, a TV star’s appearance is her calling card, so each applicant must undergo so-called face control. Pay close attention to yourself, if possible, use a mirror, and make sure that you have a pair of upper and lower limbs, eyes and ears, one mouth and it is full of teeth, and a unique nose. So, do you have all of the above?

A. If I haven’t made a mistake in the calculations, everything is in place (2 points).

B. Doesn’t finish some of the teeth (1 point).

B. Among other things, I also have a piercing in my navel (0 points).

2. Do you have a habit of interrupting your interlocutor?

A. Yes, why listen to some nonsense, it’s better to listen to an intelligent person, that is, me (2 points).

B. No, a sense of decency does not allow it (1 point).

V. If it were up to me, I would kill everyone, but there is no machine gun (don’t be afraid, that’s my joke) (0 points).

3. Are you able to shout every 2 minutes: “Applause, please!”?

A. If this is required during the program, I will try (2 points).

B. The audience themselves know when to applaud, so the ability to shout “Applause!” not useful (1 point).

B. Yes, but only if it is really necessary (0 points).

4. Imagine that your program is broadcast live, and suddenly all the microphones are turned off. Will you be able to cope without acoustic equipment and shout over the guests, spectators and musical accompaniment sitting in the studio?

B. I can’t scream at all and I’m not able to speak in a raised voice, so without a microphone I’ll be completely lost (1 point).

Q. The maximum I can do is whisper loudly (0 points).

5. Do you like to find out details of the personal life of a person you met recently?

A. Of course, this is very interesting (2 points)!

B. I would really like to, but it’s somehow inconvenient (1 point).

B. Who may be interested in this (0 points)?

More than 8 points. You clearly have talent. You should try to become a local TV star.

Less than 7 points. Why do you need to become some kind of host of some talk show? You feel good with us too!

This is a humorous test, so test takers must have a sense of humor. Provide participants with blank sheets of paper and pencils so they can write down their answers and record their scores.

1. Do you suffer from spontaneous twitching of your eyes, ears, mouth, arms or legs?

A. I didn’t notice this about myself (2 points).

B. I twitch my ears and wink all the time, but only to amuse those around me (1 point).

B. Well, occasionally with hands and feet... Left hook, right hook. When I was young, I practiced boxing (0 points).

2. Are you a stutterer?

A. God was merciful (2 points).

B. Yes, but only half (1 point).

V. I don’t, but those who hear me don’t know (0 points).

3. Do you pronounce all the letters of the alphabet?

A. Yes, and not only letters, but also numbers (2 points).

B. I pronounce hard and soft signs perfectly, there are some problems with the rest (1 point).

B. I’d rather record a soundtrack of my speech (0 points).

4. Imagine that you need to read a text replete with complex terms and figures of speech. As a practice, try to say without hesitation: “The weather is wet!” How many times did you get confused before pronouncing this phrase correctly?

A. Not even once (2 points).

5. Do you suffer from flatulence?

A. I didn’t notice anything like this (2 points).

B. Sometimes I suffer, like everyone else around me, but I control myself (1 point).

B. I will never admit it, but to prevent something terrible from happening, I will put on a sound-absorbing diaper (0 points)

6. Imagine that during a meeting you saw out of the corner of your eye that a mouse was running towards you under the table. How will you react?

A. Yes, even a hippopotamus! I’ll pretend that nothing is happening (2 points).

B. Raise my legs higher (1 point).

B. I’ll try to catch her unnoticed (0 points).

More than 10 points.

You will certainly cope with such a difficult task as negotiating. The authorities present here will take this into account.

From 6 to 9 points.

You can be trusted to lead the meeting, but only for a short time/

Less than 5 points.

Of course, you can arrange and conduct a meeting, but only for one person - yourself!

If your boss has a sense of humor and understands any jokes, you can conduct the following test.

Provide participants with blank sheets of paper and pens so they can mark their answers.

Your task is to read out the questions and answers to them.

1. My boss...

A. Man.

B. Woman.

B. Difficult question.

G. Something in between.

2. My boss prefers clothes...

A. Fashionable.

B. Classical.

B. Out of fashion.

G. Shocking.

3. My boss smells...

A. Nice.

G. It’s hard to say what.

4. My boss...

A. Soft.

B. Nothing like that.

B. Strict, but very honest and fair.

G. In a word, a beast!

5. My boss is explaining...

A. Clear and concise.

B. Illegible.

B. Like a mad scientist.

G. Who really listens to him?!

6. When the boss is angry...

A. Quickly comes to his senses and cools down.

B. This will last a long time.

B. Spit and spray foam.

D. Forces you to go to work on weekends.

7. My boss eats...

A. As a well-mannered person.

B. Slurping without hesitation.

8. It was as if I had been starving for a week before.

G...and simultaneously yells at everyone who comes to hand.

8. You hinted to your boss that it would be nice to raise your salary, he...

A. Agrees with you.

B. Becomes sad and pretends to be very busy.

B. Changes the conversation to another topic.

G. Begins to get very angry.

9. During the lunch break, the boss...

A. Goes out to eat.

B. Plays computer games.

B. Makes a thorough inspection of his office.

10. When I meet my boss by chance outside of work, he...

A. Goes shopping

B. Walks with his family.

B. Wanders around in alleys and courtyards looking for something.

G. Carefully watches the girls passing by.

11. Of all the drinks, my boss prefers...

A. Green or black tea.

B. Liquid of undetermined color, odor and taste.

B. The blood of his subordinates.

12. At the boss...

A. Thick hair.

B. Liquid hairs.

B. Hands covered with thick hair.

D. Hairy legs that are visible when he sits down.

13. When the boss talks to me...

A. Speaks politely and reservedly.

B. Gets angry and snorts.

B. Sniffles heavily.

G. Yells at the top of his lungs.

14. The boss's eyes...

A. Kind and affectionate.

B. Prickly and cold.

B. On rollout.

G. Like a beast.

Most answers are A.

You are definitely lucky. You won't find such bosses during the day. This needs to be loved and cherished.

Most answers B.

This is not to say that your boss is the ultimate dream. But it can be worse. Remember the saying: “It’s good where we are not!”

Most answers are B and D.

If your answers to the questions are to be believed, your boss is nothing short of a monster! He is so terrible and evil that the world has never seen him before. If he eats a piece of raw meat in front of you, you know it’s time for you to think about looking for a new job. In general, remember that this test is a joke!

For this test, distribute blank sheets of paper and pens to all participants. You will need to read out the questions and the others will need to write down the answers. Their correctness can be checked using the table. The more matches, the better the test takers' intelligence.

1. How many birthdays do you think a woman has?

2. What do you think does not move, but always rises and falls?

3. What color is the bear if it is walking under the window of a house that has 4 walls facing south.

4. The window in the room is open, there are fragments on the floor underneath it and water is spilled. The dead Johana completes the picture. Who is Johana and why did she die?

5. There is a word in the Russian language that is always read incorrectly. Write this word.

6. Why can’t a woman living in Krasnodar be buried east of the Kama River?

7. Two people were playing checkers. Each played 7 games, and each won the same number of times. How could something like this happen?

8. Divide 20 by 1/3, add 10 and write down the result.

9. If you are given 5 paintings out of 7, how many paintings will you have left?

10. How many animals did Moses take on his ark?

11. According to Russian laws, can a man enter into a legal marriage with his widow’s sister?

12. You find yourself in a dark room, in which you can hardly find a candle, a kerosene lamp and a wood stove. You have only one match in your pocket. What will you light first?

13. The doctor prescribed you 3 pills, which you need to take every 30 minutes. How long will it take to take the drug?

14. The collective farmer had 17 sheep. All but 9 were stolen. How many sheep does the collective farmer have left?

15. Count how many races of the number 8 appear in the range from 1 to 100?

16. 10 candles are burning, 3 of them have gone out. How many candles will be left?

17. A brick weighs 1 kg and another half brick. How much does 1 brick weigh?

18. An archaeologist found a coin dating back to 40 BC. e. Could this really happen?

19. The stick needs to be divided into 12 parts. How many times do you need to cut it off?

20. The man went to bed at 8 o’clock in the evening, and he set his mechanical alarm clock for 10 o’clock in the morning. How many hours will he be able to sleep?

21. There are 10 toes on the feet. How many are there on 10 legs?

23. Some months end on the 30th, and some on the 31st. What month has the 29th day?

24. Father and son had an accident. The father died, and the son ended up in the hospital. An anesthesiologist came into his room and said: “This is my son!” Could this really happen?

Participants who score more than 12 correct answers can proudly say that everything is in order with their heads!

This little test will amuse any company. If you follow the logic of Charles Darwin, we all once descended from monkeys. But from which ones exactly? This test will help you find the answer to this question.

1. Your height...

A. Like Uncle Styopa.

B. Average.

B. I didn’t come out as a sprout.

2. Your skin...

B. Dark.

B. It is not visible under a layer of dirt.

3. Are your ears big?

A. More likely yes than no.

B. Ears are like ears.

B. Miniature!

4. Usually you prefer to be...

A. Among people.

B. In splendid isolation.

B. In the company of only a select few.

5. Your favorite dishes...

A. From meat.

B. From vegetables and fruits.

B. Various.

Most answers are A.

You are none other than a chimpanzee, a very cute and cute monkey!

Most answers are B and C.

You are a real orangutan, but already quite civilized.

To administer this short test, give participants sheets of paper on which to mark their answers. At the end of testing, tally the results.

1. Are you blonde?

A. Absolutely!

B. No, not blond.

B. It all depends on your mood.

2. Do you like to wear jewelry?

B. I don’t need this at all.

B. When and how.

3. Do you love it when...

B. Lots of chocolate.

4. Do you like to be the center of attention?

A. Who doesn’t like that?!

B. Modesty adorns a person, so I prefer not to stand out.

B. According to circumstances

5. Do you like being looked after?

A. Definitely like it!

B. No, I prefer to do everything myself.

B. It depends on who is caring.

6. Do you like to lead others?

A. Yes, it’s so nice!

B. No, it's not in my nature.

B. I dream about it

7. Would you reciprocate a black man's marriage proposal?

A. Yes, it's worth a try.

B. Hardly.

Q. It is difficult to answer such a complex question; you need to weigh everything carefully.

8. Do you like to do housework?

A. This is not a royal matter.

B. Yes, of course.

B. I don’t have such a farm.

Most answers are A.

Whether you were lucky or not, in a past life you were the leader of a large African tribe. Quite a bit, you had 13 wives (husbands), a dozen boars and a chest of jewelry. You have lived 90 years.

The cause of your death was a meteorite falling from the sky.

Most options B and C.

You can be envied. In a past life, you were a beautiful king penguin living in Antarctica. Over your long life, you have acquired numerous offspring (79 children), who bear fruit and multiply to this day.

For everyone to learn a lot of interesting things about themselves, it is enough to answer just 3 questions. Write on the posters the names of the animals and flowers that are discussed in the test, and voice the questions. Participants must record their answers on paper. After completing the tasks, announce the results.

1. Place the following animals in order based on your liking for them.

A. Cow.

B. Horse.

B. Monkey.

2. Find a short definition for the following words.

D. Dog.

3. Which person do you associate with the colors listed below?

B. Yellow.

B. Green.

G. Red.

D. Orange.

The first question is responsible for setting priorities in a person’s life.

A cow is a career.

The horse is family.

The monkey is money.

Sheep is love.

The tiger is pride.

The definitions of these words describe and express the attitude:

Coffee is for love.

Cat - to a friend or partner.

Rat - to the enemy.

Ocean - to your own life.

The dog is to oneself.

As for the colors, they mean the following.

White - this person is your true friend.

Yellow is a person who will always remember you.

Green is a person you will never forget.

Red is the person you truly love.

For this test you will need Whatman paper, markers and an unlimited number of participants. On your command, they should each begin to complete the task on their own sheet of paper.

1. Draw a small circle in the center of the sheet.

2. Draw lines through the center of the circle that extend beyond its limits and divide the sheet into 4 sectors.

3. In each of the resulting sectors, write one of the letters: L, P, R, S.

4. Outside the 1st circle, draw the 2nd.

5. In each of the 4 sectors of the new circle, write one of the numbers: 1, 2, 3 and 4.

6. Outside the 2nd circle, draw the 3rd and in its sectors write 1 animal each (you can also write insects, fish or birds).

7. Outside the 3rd circle, draw the 4th and in the new sectors write 1 character trait (for example, honesty, capriciousness, etc.).

8. Draw the last circle in the same way as the previous ones and write in a proverb, catchphrase, etc. in the resulting sectors.

1st round

L means "love".

P means "bed".

R means "work".

WITH means "family".

2nd round

Based on this circle and the numbers in it, one can judge a person’s priorities in relation to love, bed, family and work.

3rd and 4th circles

They need to be analyzed simultaneously. They give a detailed description of the personality of the writer and artist. First read the character trait, then the animal, and then look at which sector the resulting phrase belongs to. The result is very funny. For example, a stingy elk in bed, a boring hedgehog in love, an honest mare at work, etc.

5th circle

Phrases from this circle characterize a person in love, bed, family and work. For example, bed - “Seven do not wait for one”, love - “You can’t pull a fish out of a pond without labor,” etc.

This is a very short, but no less interesting and funny joke test. To carry it out, you just need to give everyone present a few tasks.

1. Think of any number from 2 to 9.

2. Multiply it by 9.

3. Add the digits of the resulting two-digit number together.

4. For the first letter of the resulting number, guess a European country.

5. Create an animal for the third letter of the name of this country.

Now ask the question: “Did everyone make a wish? Where did you get the idea that rhinoceroses live in Denmark?”

Based on which part of the body a person begins to wash first, one can judge some of his character traits. Ask test participants just one question: “When you are in a bathhouse, shower or bath, where do you start washing?”

Hands

This is not to say that you combine many talents. Their absence is compensated by your hard work, desire to selflessly help others, reliability and decency. For this you are very much appreciated and loved, but, however, not with the kind of love that you would like.

Breast

You, as they say, are a man of action. Purposefulness, straightforwardness, honesty and integrity - these are the qualities that fully characterize you. Your motto is to always go forward. However, along the way you often encounter misunderstandings, and this greatly irritates you. You take advantage of attention from members of the opposite sex.

Face

The most important thing in life for you is material well-being; the rest, in your opinion, is nonsense. There is only one person you truly love, and that is yourself.

You are absolutely not interested in what others think about you. But you have a lot of advantages, thanks to which you do not sit alone.

Private parts of the body

Shyness is what sets you apart from the rest. When communicating with others, you lack confidence and courage. Because of this, you have practically no friends and problems in your personal life. However, everything is in your hands. If you want to change something in your life, you will do it. How? Only you can answer this question.

Shoulders

Bad luck follows you around. Whatever you undertake, it ends either in failure or in nothing. This leads to problems with the opposite sex. However, you are not at all hopeless. Declare to yourself that you are the coolest and luckiest person in the world, stop believing in bad omens and listen to the advice of others, and then the bad streak in your life will end.

Other body part

Every person has a highlight, but in you it is so deep that it is not visible. To get noticed, you need to do something extraordinary, perhaps take part in the filming of a popular talk show.

As children, we enjoy solving riddles, but with age, interest in this genre disappears, which is a pity. After all, a riddle is a great way to have fun and develop imaginative thinking. And in the form of a test, they can become an entertaining game. Read the questions and answer options to the audience. Test takers must say the correct answer in unison.

1. The body is wooden, the clothes are torn, does not eat, does not drink, guards the garden.

A. Pinocchio.

B. Gardener.

B. Scarecrow.

2. It lives in seas and rivers, but often flies across the sky, and when it gets bored of flying, it falls to the ground again.

A. Pelican.

B. Amphibious aircraft.

3. I came without paints and without a brush and repainted all the leaves.

A. A girl doing graffiti.

4. He puffs like a steam locomotive, holds his nose up, makes some noise, calms down, invites a seagull to drink.

B. Retired neighbor.

B. Kettle.

5. People live under water and walk backwards.

A. Divers.

B. Vodyanoy and his servants.

6. A new vessel, but it’s all full of holes.

A. The shelled ship.

B. Empty head.

7. I keep it in my school bag, I’ll tell you how you study.

A. Mobile phone.

B. Petition to parents.

8. Diary.

All answers are correct.

This suggests that the team is distinguished by intelligence and intelligence.

Half of the answers are correct.

This result is also not bad. All is not lost and a lot can be made up for with hard work.

Less than half of the answers are correct.

This is a riddle, this is a riddle. What is wrong with those present?

This test, like the previous one, asks you to guess Russian folk riddles. Test takers must choose one of two answer options.

A table with the correct answers is given below. Based on the test results, you can judge the intelligence of your colleagues and their ability to think abstractly.

1. It will ring loudly,

The duck quacks

Get together, kids.

To one uterus.

A. Bell ringing.

B. The cook calls for dinner.

2. Two sisters suffer

They look into the closet,

They don’t dare go up.

A. Window sashes.

B. Ceilings.

3. Mother is fat

The daughter is red

Son is brave,

Gone to heaven.

A. Stove, fire, smoke.

B. The cook, her daughter and son-pilot.

4. Under the city near Bryansk,

Under the royal oak tree,

Two eagles are hawking

One testicle is being pampered.

A. Wedding.

B. Christening.

5. Near the hole

White doves are standing.

B. Two sisters.

6. Stands strong

Hangs weakly

It's smooth around them

Everyone's got the gear

They also have sweetness.

A. Nuts, shells, teeth.

B. Pig and acorns.

7. Knocking, rattling, spinning,

Ain't afraid of no one

Counts his age

Not a human himself.

A. Cuckoo.

8. There is a bridge

For seven miles,

There is a pillar on the bridge,

Color on the pole

All over the world.

A. Great Lent.

B. Bridge with traffic lights.

9. Two are standing

Two are lying

The fifth one walks

The sixth one drives.

A. A game of hide and seek.

B. Door with lintels.

10. I will go out on a howl,

I'll hit the billboards,

I will console the Tsar in Moscow,

I'll wake up the king in Lithuania,

Dead man in the ground

Abbess in her cell,

A small child in a cradle.

A. Church bells.

B. Nightingale the Robber

11. Two ends,

Two rings

There's a nail in the middle.

A. Scissors.

B. Crossed swords hang on the wall.

12. The pig is running,

golden back,

Flax tail.

A. Needle and thread.

B. Awl and thread.

13. I’ll tell you a riddle,

I'll throw it behind the garden bed,

I'll let you in a year,

Yearling grove.

14. A pig walked out of the barn,

Ripping the hay over the snout.

B. Drunk man.

15. Sweep, sweep

Little wave,

I'll let the white naked one in.

A. Varga.

B. The husband kicked his wife out of the house.

16. Worth the butt,

I am low myself

There are a hundred rizoks on it.

17. In the wide yard,

On a smooth field

Worth four butts

Under one hat.

A. Bench.

18. Four fours,

Two spreaders,

The seventh vertun,

There are two pieces of glass in it.

A. Cow.

19. Naked myself,

Shirt in a bosom;

He himself is white,

The kids are red.

B. Match.

20. No arms, no legs

Not a small piece is creeping upward.

A. Water vapor.

21. Erofake stands,

Belted short.

22. Three crows flew to the mansion;

One says:

I feel good in winter,

The other one is good for me in the summer,

And the third one is always good for me.

A. Horse, cow, boat.

B. Snow Maiden, Thumbelina, Baba Yaga

23. Under the cage, under the tent,

There is a barrel of crow lard.

A. Boiler with water.

B. Trash can.

24. He gave birth to one before twelve,

And twelve gave birth to seven,

Of the seven, four grew.

B. Father of many children.

25. Worth a price

All covered in branches.

A. Mutovina.

B. Knotty log.

26. Neither a man nor a woman walks, Carrying neither a fold nor a pie.

B. Hermaphrodite.

27. Small and bendy

The whole house is guarded.

B. Old man with a stick.

28. A woman sits on the ridges,

All clothes are in patches.

Whoever looks

He will cry.

A. Green onions.

29. Small and bendy

I walked around the entire meadow.

A. Hunchback.

30. I’ll rip off the shaggy man’s head,

I'll take out my heart

I'll give you a drink

He will start talking.

B. Writing pen.

31. An old man stands over the river,

He doesn’t drink himself, he gives water to others;

He doesn’t pour water with his mouth,

Not with a ladle, but with a chisel.

A. Barrel with tap.

B. Well.

32. Myron stands,

The head is full of crows.

B. Scarecrow.

33. Blackly split,

It sets my teeth on edge.

A. Buckwheat.

B. Seeds.

34. Mila, peremila,

I pissed off my eyes,

At least two sins,

And I want death.

B. The old woman was watching a porno film.

35. Little black one,

Pretty to the whole world.

A. Zest.

B. Bird cherry.

36. He will be born on the water,

It will grow on fire,

I'll see my mother

He will die again.

A. Salt. B. Sugar.

37. Five sheep eat up a stack,

Five sheep run away.

A. Flax is spun.

B. Sheep and wolf.

38. They don’t bake, they don’t chew,

They don’t swallow, but they all eat deliciously.

B. Bay leaf.

39. Screams without tongue,

Sings without a throat

Happy and sad,

But the heart doesn’t feel it.

A. Bell.

B. Tape recorder.

40. Black goes to the bathhouse,

Comes out red.

B. Shakhtar.

41. Walks without legs,

Sleeves without arms,

Mouth without speech.

A. Gossip.

42. Round, small,

Everyone's nice.

A. Happiness.

B. Money.

43. Sharp, unforged,

I touch it and it hurts.

44. I’m sitting on the mansion,

Small as a mouse

Red as blood

Tastes like honey.

A. Cherry. B. Rowan.

45. Lives without a body,

Speaks without tongue

Nobody sees him

And everyone hears.

46. ​​A thorn sits on a pitchfork,

Dressed in scarlet,

Who will go,

Togo will sting.

A. Rosehip.

47. Neither body nor spirit,

And with wings around,

Who will I fly to?

I'll just teach you.

48. It flutters easily,

She doesn’t know;

Who will look

Anyone can guess.

B. Butterfly.

49. Grew, grew,

It crawled out of the bush,

It rolled through my hands,

It ended up on my teeth.

50. Meta, meta,

I won't sweep it away

I carry, I carry,

I can't stand it.

A. Water from a well.

B. Sunlight from the window.

51. The horde is coming,

There is only one shaft,

And not a single arc.

A. Rydvan with a drawbar.

52. The pike will move,

The forest is withering

In that place the city will become.

A. Peter I and St. Petersburg.

B. Scythe, grass, haystack.

53. Four walkers,

Two bodostas,

The seventh breadwinner.

B. Cow, legs, horns, tail.

54. I am thin,

And the head is like a pound.

A. Tadpole.

B. Steelyard.

55. Expensive capital

Nourished all souls.

56. Round, but not a girl,

With a tail, but not a mouse.

Nowadays it is very fashionable to take tests to determine your intelligence level.

Invite your colleagues to evaluate their mental abilities using this test. To do this, give them blank sheets of paper and pencils so that they can record their answers to the questions asked.

Your task is to read the questions clearly and clearly and give them some time to understand them. At the end of testing, announce the results.

1. While participating in a race walking competition, you overtook your opponent who was in second place. What position did you take?

A. First.

B. Second.

B. Third.

G. The last one.

D. This is impossible.

B. Only among Orthodox Christians.

D. Only among Christians.

D. Only among Russian Argentines.

3. You are again participating in a race walking competition and have overtaken your opponent who is running last. What position do you find yourself in now?

A. On the first one.

B. On the second.

B. On the second to last one.

G. On the last one.

D. This is impossible.

4. Piglet is...

A. Piglet.

B. Pig.

D. Coin.

5. How many kids did the wolf eat?

A. None.

B. One.

G. Six.

D. This didn’t happen at all.

6. Of the 5 glasses of tea that were on the table, Olya took one, drank the tea and put the glass back. How many glasses are left on the table?

G. Four.

7. One corner of a rectangular stool was sawed off. How many corners does the stool have after this?

8. There were five cucumbers and eight apples in the basket. The girl took one cucumber. How many fruits are left in the basket?

A. Eight.

B. Thirteen.

G. Twelve.

9. The distance between cities A and B is 120 km. A car left city A for city B at a speed of 90 km/h. At the same time, another car drove towards her from city B to city A at a speed of 70 km/h. Which car will be closer to city A when they meet?

A. First.

B. Second.

B. At the same distance.

D. The cars will not meet.

D. This is impossible.

10. The price of the product first soared by 13%, and then fell by the same percentage. What is the price of the product now?

11. How many times does the number 4 appear in numbers from 39 to 50?

A. Ten.

B. Eleven.

D. Nine.

The more correct answers to the questions of this test, the higher the level of intelligence.

American psychologists have identified the dependence of a person’s character on the berries and fruits that he prefers to eat. They carried out a thorough analysis, which made it possible to identify people by type - such as Oranges, Pears, Apples, Strawberries and Cherries - and give them a fairly detailed description.

To conduct this test, write the listed fruits and berries on a poster and hang it in such a way that everyone present can see it. Ask the audience which of these fruits they prefer, and then read the characteristics below.

Oranges

As a rule, Oranges are loving natures. They cannot live without constant attention from others, against whom they are accustomed to stand out for their originality.

Oranges are literally charged with energy; they create something for days on end, without sitting in one place for a second.

As for relationships with the opposite sex, they are able to fall in love with themselves in one minute, have a pleasant time with the object of their adoration and just as quickly part with him.

Pears

Pears are great optimists by nature. They quickly and easily get along with people who like the love of life and unquenchable sense of humor of these fruits. It's always fun and comfortable with Pears. Life is in full swing around them. Pears are wonderful friends who will always come to the rescue in difficult times.

Apples

Apples are big conservatives. The latest technological advances are not for them. They prefer to surround their lives with antiques or simply old things, which, in their opinion, contain the soul. And in relationships with people, they are of the opinion that an old friend is better than two new ones.

Strawberry

Jealousy is the feeling that characterizes Klubnik. They like large and noisy companies, fun parties and holidays. They are often the ringleaders in any company. But if suddenly their other half gets the idea to flirt with someone, a scandal will inevitably arise.

Cherries

Mental gentleness and kindness distinguish the Cherry person. This is a true philanthropist, capable of sincerely and selflessly helping others, giving them his love and affection. Such people are childishly naive and sweet, and also love pranks and surprises.