The birthday boy will definitely like these sincere wishes: we have put together a large selection that includes the best Happy Birthday greetings in Ukrainian. These words reflect emotions and feelings. Moreover, they are not solemnly pompous, but truly warm, sincere and memorable. Let's choose!
Happy birthday greetings to a woman in Ukrainian
These words are suitable for a girl, mother, sister, colleague, grandmother. Write it in a postcard or memorize it - your loved ones will be very pleased.
May your skin be blessed with a clear sky,
And the dawns shine clearly, swimming in the dew,
My heart has joy in the living spark,
And good times come to fruition.
Long may your youth continue,
And a smile will settle in your eyes,
And everything is fine, happy, greetings,
Your life is in turmoil!
Let them bloom under the blue-eyed sky
There are still many more days of summer,
And quiet joy, pure and high,
Shchodenno hi do hati zaverta!
I hope you are healthy, the sun is at the zenith,
We love love, kindness and happiness,
Let the summer be luxurious in your heart and the dormouse love you with gold.
May you have lasting success, joy and prosperity
To whine before you, dumb cherry blossoms,
May you create a living testimony from the everyday life of a saint,
The Lord grants many, many years!
Let the champagne flow, let the wine flow,
May life be as good as going to the movies,
Hail the mandrivka, hi the vibrate, please,
I hope for the best weather soon!
Rakhunkiv near the jars, in the kishens there are preparations,
High luxury cars standing in the garage,
Visit the coolest places on earth
And on your National Day, don’t fail!
Good health and peaceful skies -
This is everything that we really need for happiness.
And more generous smiles, creative ones,
I will set the mood for Christmas on this clear day.
I greet you with a big heart,
Let it be possible for you to live as long as possible.
May I bring you great success
And it doesn’t appear before you for a moment. Velmi Shanovna Panni! Please accept our heartfelt wishes on National Day! We crave your generosity, your passion for your neighbor, your love for people and colleagues. We write about the possibility of working and entrusting you with it. Reach professional heights at once. Let there be nothing but goodness and happiness in your life. Mitsnogo to you health and prosperity!
Happy Birthday greetings in Ukrainian in prose
Congratulations in prose are perfect for festive dinners. We do not recommend reading them from a piece of paper or a postcard: read them several times, get inspired and improvise a little. There is no better congratulations, said in your own words.
Happy birthday to the people! I wish you incredible joy, booming success, enchanting tension, big laughs, true friends, wonderful children! And also - long days away, good news, great strength of spirit, accepting spirit and inexhaustible optimism! Happy birthday to the people! I wish you happiness, wisdom, beauty, grace and freshness. May you ever again feel love, tenderness and warmth. I crave love, vital energy, and the achievement of goals. Let the dreams of God be in you forever, and all your dreams will come true! I wish I could lose someone so sweet, gentle, cheerful, intelligent, and beautiful. Always be happy and laugh, be unrepeatable and hopeless. Don’t get embarrassed and don’t get confused, especially for the rest. May your day be filled with sparkling showers, and may your skin be reached. Happy birthday to you, my dear! I hope that your beautiful eyes will always sparkle with joy, and that a happy laugh will always shine on your face. Don’t let the warmth and love of loved ones grieve and sparkle to tell you on the coldest day, and in your life you will be an eternal saint, full of pleasant surprises!
Lyuba, I love you with your saint! Today is your day, and all the most important things for you today! I wish I could lose such a beautiful, feminine, sweet woman! I wish you to trample in love, carry and bury. I'm healthy, patience, strong! Be truly happy! May good luck follow you, success in getting married is on your heels, luck will always come with companions, health pleases, beauty does not fade, I support my family, friends do not give in. And not only today, on the day of your birthday, but also today. Vitayu! May you on your birthday day, you will have a great mood, a great number of compliments and compliments, a smile and good, let me promise that people will be dear to my heart in the future. Health, happiness, long life! Happy national day! I wish for prosperity, joy, light, tranquility, warmth, prosperity! May all your days be full of stress and full of life! Wow! I wish you a happy day! People! I hope that your favorite series will never end, your makeup bag will be replenished with new items every day, your wardrobe will be bursting with cloth of famous brands, and at the hour of buying all this “happiness”, Kohany ob’yazkovo will be in charge. I adore the enchanting beauty and charm and charm, thousands of admired views and millions of generous compliments, serenades under the eye and tickets with or without drive! And don’t let your eyes shine brighter than the sun in love and a woman’s simple happiness! Happy birthday to the people! Let all your dreams come true and your goals be achieved; success accompanies your entire life’s journey. Your health will never let you down, and the careless laughter of children, children and people around you today sparkles your light and makes you want to rush forward! Happy birthday to the people! I wish you happiness, health, good luck! So that you are deprived of someone who is just as masculine, strong and honest. So that the squad understood and encouraged everyone, the friends respected, the boss appreciated, the children loved. So that the quarry would go uphill, and the family would be a mess!
Cool Ukrainian Happy Birthday greetings
Comic congratulations are ideal for a friendly, cheerful company where complete mutual understanding reigns. With these funny poems you will definitely make the birthday boy smile!
Happy National Day!
Happiness, joy!
Be merry little birdie,
Praciovita, like a goosebump,
Otherwise the wheel will spin around,
Like a snowstorm, don’t scold!
Be penetrating, like a bear,
And the gut is tenacious,
Be as cute as a doll,
Like a dovgovich crow,
Like that peahen be removed,
Like a winch, be a leader! Shchob at the bank and kisheni, buli hryvnia and greens,
There are two cool cars in the foreign car garage,
So that life would feel like nothing more than a good fire,
Let us succeed in growing, we must be strong for our future!
I'm soaring with the Day of the People! Happy birthday to the people of Vitannia,
I've been sending you since early,
Until you're too drunk,
I'm good enough to read.
I ask you for everything you need,
Shots fell from the sky,
Mila loved you
The pot flowed like a river.
Skin wound a barrel of beer,
So that there are no nervous expressions,
Pennies in a jar and panchokhs,
If you want a cool car,
Buy a house in the center,
Take the road to Paris,
Let all the khans live
That's all, mother's health!
Short birthday greetings
Laconic, short birthday greetings are suitable for colleagues. They can also be sent in the form of SMS if it is not possible to call or say congratulatory words in person.Happy National Day! We hope that if I am healthy, there will be no problems, so that my mood will always be at its best, so that my family will always be warm and calm. Good luck, good luck, luck.
Let the new day be full of tenderness and love, laughter and love, and your skin will give you happiness and joy! *** With a big heart, I wish you happiness and peace! Let life unfold with bright fortunes of joy, unforgettable moments, and every new day brings good luck and a wonderful mood! Let's go! On this holy day, we wish you success, health, joy and happiness! May luck accompany you in all directions, and in your life there will be no harm! hymn, sleepy mood and the most spiritual sleep! this sleepy day
I cherish you as a saint,
I wish you good health
And happily richly.
Good luck to everyone,
So that dreams come true,
Please let everyone know
They've lost their lives.
More bright ones
And bright thoughts.
Hail life,
Mov spring streams!
Happy birthday greetings to a girl in Ukrainian
Who, if not girls, takes words to heart? And they will definitely like such words.
Happy National Day!
We encourage you:
Happiness, joy, happiness
So that all the festivities come to an end,
Peace, tenderness, kindness
I wish I was healthy.
Let the flower bloom in the spring
Garnish, lush colors
And there was something in my soul
Stay warm, enjoy the summer.
We wish you good luck
Happy life
There are two dachas in the Canary Islands
I'm happy with the pennies.
I could have been richer in life
Eternal Mountains
I wish I could rest at the river once
On the Red Sea.
Happy People's Day! Fuck the hearts of the sticky khans,
Appreciate life and laugh deeply.
May peace be upon your soul
And sparkles with joy and happiness!
Flowers like three in the foreign dew,
Dawn cheerfully in the oxamite night,
Please let me see you charming
And exchange your eyes for happiness! Beautiful, happy people's day to you!
Hey heaven embraces you tenderly,
Hey little sunshine laughs at you,
Let the nightingales chirp,
May you be blessed forever,
May you never know grief or pain,
Your kohanna let you know,
I will definitely bring you to happiness! Wonderful girl, incredible beauty, I wish you Happy National Day. I want to thank you for your kindness and cheerful ideas, brightening the dark and charming fairy tales in life. May your life be full of great benefits and great treasures.
Hail to sound vitannya shiri,
Podarunkov is a whole world!
Be in a wonderful mood,
Success come, hi Kazkovy!
Let's get excited,
May you have some wonderful dreams!
May your soul ever rejoice,
To shed young mrs. Dear girl, I wish you Happy National Day. May you not be happy, may the sunshine shine brightly in your life, may there always be peace and love with you, may you never let your loved ones and loved ones know each other.
I fly with the day of the people,
I'm asking you for more.
Let your kind of kvitne,
І levy, і sekotnogo іta.
So that the heart of the kohannya sparkles too much,
And the share bestowed luck and joy.
There should be prosperity at home, prosperity in Comoros,
And Yangol stands guard over your share.
I send greetings today,
On National Day I am yours,
I sincerely recommend
Activity of girls' dreams.
May we be faithful,
Okay, hello to the robot,
Happiness widely
Toby, little one, the gate.
Greetings on Holy Day,
Nizhnaya pannochko, you.
On the day of the people I pray
Live like in an enchanting dream.
Hail the kohanna go away,
Rozuminnya, positive.
For great, new beasts
Tomorrow there will be a high motive.
I want to say hello to the saint
I see your soul, beauty,
Hail happy share tenderly
I'll kiss you on the cheek.
Thank you so much,
The joys of a girl,
Hi, more than welcome
Your eyes are crying.
You blossom from your skin's fate,
String and garna, like poplars,
People celebrate their day.
May you smile!
I congratulate you from the bottom of my heart!
I wish you a sea of happiness!
Kohannya I love you
The greatest in this world!
Happy Birthday SMS
The task is not easy: you need to put maximum emotions, warmth and sincerity into one small message. The SMS presented below is exactly like this.
How can we learn this word, so that we can honor the people on the day? Success, joy, excitement and never fail. May the sun shine brightly on this day, May the kilim spread under your feet, We wish you good health, happiness, laughter, All that is called good. We hope that the heart does not get sick and that the rocks do not rush so fast, that the head does not become heavy due to grief and that there are true friends. Let your youth never pass away, And at the same time with it - love and kindness. May the eternal guest in your home be: Calm, happiness, peace and warmth. We wish you simple happiness and quiet earthly joy. May life's misfortunes bypass you forever. As before, you carefully save beautiful rice in your soul. As before, they generously gave Fire warmth to everyone.
Let us greet you,
Don't grow old with your soul,
Don't mark the days gone by,
And with the fate of the skin to be young.
Bathe in the joys of earth,
Enjoy the kindness of people
I, if possible, try,
Celebrate the centenary anniversary!
Hello health, joy and prosperity,
The cherry blossoms are silently wheezing
Highly little share of everyday life is sacred,
I give you many years to come!
Troyandi ziv"yant when in the cold
And let it bloom and bloom
Let no tears fall from your eyes
May she always be beautiful!
I wish you joy in life,
on the right - wisdom,
in friendship - loyalty,
and in the heart - khannya!
Happy day people!
For inspiration, we have selected beautiful Happy Birthday cards for you in Ukrainian.
Happy birthday cards in Ukrainian
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I wish you immodest profits
Huge Swiss bank account
A large dacha outside the city
Good health to boot
Big victories in love affairs
Canaries and Cote d'Azur
All kinds of success in life
And most importantly, reliable friends!
I wish that WOW!
And never OHHO-HO!
A little AH! Well, you can WOW!
To take your breath away.
Of course, to be WOW!!
And so that FU is very little.
So that sometimes WOW!
“WOW!” is not nonsense,
“IT CAN’T BE!” - it’s real,
“FUCK IT!” - even if it’s virtual.
WOW! - so that it surprises more often,
“WELL, EVERYTHING IS KICKED!” was not enough.
And if desired, EGE-GEY!
And to make it come true, come on, pour it!
I wish you to live
Nice and free!
And so that your wallet is there,
Full of money!
I wish you beer oceans,
And they contain rams and shrimps
You would be a better captain
Didn't get out of the round-the-world trip!
Funny and cool congratulations
May you live a beautiful life
I wish you a lot of beer!
In mugs, in jars and in bottles!
A case of beer in the freezer!
And so that you can cope with it,
We are already running to you!
I wish you more rest,
Swim and sunbathe at the sea.
To celebrate this dashing holiday with dignity,
To wake up with a sore head!
But before these, after the banquet
Have a fun night until dawn!
Fabulous days and fun nights,
Good girlfriends and friends to you!
I want to wish everything to be great
A great amount of cash in your wallet
Great colleagues at a great job
Take a five-day break from work on Saturday
Various questions, excellent solutions
You have excellent relationships with your family,
Excellent health, and in your personal life
Let everything be just “excellent” for you!
Cool congratulations and wishes
A basket of success, a bag of luck,
A bag of fun for your birthday,
A healthy backpack for fragile shoulders,
A tight wallet with a wad of bucks - upon meeting!
Where can I get some well-being?
It doesn't happen that way - that's a fact.
But let more be "better"
And there will be less “somehow”.
We wish you on your birthday
Smiles, joyful chores,
Health, happiness and fun
Today, tomorrow, all year round!
Be who you are:
For friends - a good friend,
At home - a loving spouse
And a caring father,
And in bed - well done!
Let the money, huddled in flocks of birds,
flying towards you like a hurricane...
Let them surround, attack and climb
with impudence in your pocket!!!
Funny and funny congratulations
Don't drink water if you can drink wine!
Don't drink wine if you can drink good wine!
Don't drink good wine when you can drink very good wine!
And most importantly, don’t forget to drink to
so that you always have money for what is better!
I wish you were always
Slightly drunk with happiness
And so that your wallet is there
Looks like a suitcase!
Everything is possible on your birthday -
Without any “no” or “but”:
Crocodile on a helicopter
With a kilo of popsicle
He will fly in and congratulate you loudly
He will sing on the harmonica:
“Happy Bezday, my good one!”
And he will give you a huge cake!
Our wishes are brief:
Be healthy, live in abundance.
Funny birthday greetings
We wish you happiness as pure as crystal,
Good luck to the greyhound, like a Roman rebel,
Good health, like an old oak tree,
To be as young as a baby tooth.
So that all good things come true,
To make a lot of money,
And so that instead of lords and servants
An old, faithful friend was always there!
Who's birthday is it here?
Put your ears up!
We will not pull for them -
Just sit and listen.
Be healthy, smart and happy,
Grab your luck by the tail.
Don't let her out of your hands -
Ask for a car, a dacha.
Fortune is a mischievous girl,
He can teach anyone a lesson.
We wish there was enough gunpowder
You can tame Fortune.
One a year - birthday - day
Whether you are in flight, on the fly:
Forget all the rubbish of everyday life,
Making money is a hustle!
Stop. Look up
Everything around is beautiful, like in a dream...
Smile at winter and summer,
Laugh in autumn, spring!
Take it easy, relax
Drive sadness out of the house with a broom...
On this day all your dreams
Let them turn into reality!
And at this best hour in life,
Those in love with you, don’t forget us!!!
Cool birthday greetings
On this day and this year,
Every moment
Let him laugh and sing
Have a nice birthday.
Let your friends not let you down
And fate will not wilt,
And invisible heavy fetters
It won't happen in life.
We wish with all our hearts:
Let everythnig will be alright!
We hasten to congratulate you on your birthday soon!
Today, expect gifts from your loved ones and friends!
Today be the brightest, be the happiest,
And enjoy life, don’t forget to laugh!
We love you very much, you are our dear friend!
It’s great happiness that we know each other!
Happy birthday
And according to the list of blessings we wish:
So that you get into the Duma!
To become a new Russian!
Outdid Gates Beale
Celebrated a dacha in the Maldives!
Paris Hilton to fall in love
And she fell at your feet!
Ridiculous birthday greetings to men
Let life be rich
And my head doesn't hurt in the morning.
I hope you don't forget this day
May your soul rejoice,
Let your body dance and tremble joyfully,
Let love flow like a river in your heart.
I wish you happiness and a sea of success,
live peacefully, easily, without grief and haste.
To drown in love, but not to grieve.
Have a good marriage, always have fun.
Love the evil ones - they have less falsehood,
Than in hypocritical good-natured people
Happy birthday! Happy Birthday!
This day is coming now!
Cool, cool mood
Let it definitely happen!
To make life seem sweet
But not cloyingly disgusting
Delicious, delicious chocolate
I'll treat you, my love.
To make sweetness work
Every day I captivated you,
And my other concern
I never got tired.
So that there is a lot of jam,
So that guests are often
For something so sweet
Everyone loved him uncontrollably.
Many of us, on the eve of a birthday - ours or that of one of our friends or relatives - begin to worry: we need to give a gift of any kind, and compose unusual birthday greetings. And I really don’t want the hackneyed scenario to be repeated: we sat down, congratulated, drank, ate, drank, danced...
Therefore, it is worth preparing several pranks and competitions that will enliven the atmosphere and make everyone laugh. You will love this birthday and will not forget it.
Crashed...
For this prank you will need a partner.Carefully break the bottle or unnecessary glass. Place the fragments in a suitable box, don’t be lazy, wrap them in beautiful paper and decorate them with bows and other things.
Before presenting a gift, looking into the eyes of the birthday person, solemnly and modestly say:
- I wanted this expensive vase to decorate your home! - and take a couple of steps. Your partner trips you, you fall, glass breaks... Silent scene.
Merry mimance
Agree in advance with two friends who will have to explain their task to the participants. You suggest watching a funny mimance. You choose a guy and a girl, and your assistants take them to different rooms.The guy's task: place a stool or chair in the room where the guests are and screw in an imaginary light bulb. Say that the girl will dissuade him, and he must - with the help of gestures - let her understand that this is necessary.
The girl's role: to dissuade the guy - again only with gestures - who was about to... hang himself.
You explain to the guests the essence of the fun.
The rest depends on the artistry of the participants. But it will be funny for everyone.
Eat a banana!
Such an action can only be carried out in your own, well-known company, where this somewhat ambiguous prank will be perceived adequately. There should be two condoms in your pocket. And it’s a good idea to give the participants small gifts as a consolation after the drawing.So, a competition is announced for the girls: who can eat the banana the fastest? You explain that to make it more difficult, the girls will be blindfolded. Before blindfolding, assign someone to peel the bananas. But while the girls are blindfolded - intentionally awkward and slowly - your assistant quickly pulls condoms onto the unpeeled bananas - about two-thirds of the way.
Place the tip of a banana in each girl's fingers and give a signal. Usually the audience shows a storm of emotions - not to mention the emotions of the victims.
The main thing is packaging!
This giveaway is especially good if your gift is small. Pack it in several bags, boxes of various sizes, and do not skimp on wrapping paper. Guests will have a lot of fun watching the change of emotions on the face of the birthday boy or girl!Everything for you!
Such a prank will help you win the heart of a girl if you have recently met, or increase the assessment of your person in her eyes. But for this you must have many friends - and exact knowledge of the birthday girl’s day schedule..The point is that for 2-3 days before her birthday, strangers come up to her at work, at the university, in the subway and on the street, hand her flowers (not necessarily bouquets, just one good flower is enough) and say compliments, while do not ask for acquaintance.
And on her birthday, you bring all your friends to the party to congratulate her with them. She will certainly appreciate your ingenuity.
Fishing
At the appropriate moment, you invite all men to participate in the game. Prepare your text in advance; it must be precise and commanding. Something like this:- So, friends, we are standing on the seashore and casting fishing rods. But what is it? The water is rising! Take off your shoes! Wrap your pants so they don't get wet! Higher! More! !More! And now - our competition for the hairiest legs! The winner dances with the birthday girl! (The competition could be for the most beautiful socks, for example).
Carcasses!
Be sure to prepare a few simple questions and one that has no answer. Place a box containing only 3-4 matches in your pocket. Fill the space under the matches with paper.You suggest playing questions and answers. You take out the box, take out two matches, stick one into the box, hand the second one to the object and explain that if he does not know the answer to the question, he must light his own match and set fire to the one that sticks out of the box.
After 2-3 answers, you ask a tricky question, the object lights a match on the box - and you imperiously put this box in his hand, starting to hum “Happy Birthday to you...”.
There are two options: either he himself, frightened, will extinguish the box, or you shout in fear:
- Carcasses! It's about to burst into flames!
Would you like a shower?
The joke is not very humane, you shouldn’t put girls to the test - they spend so much time on their hair...Be one of the first to visit, wash your hands in the bathroom, hang a note on the sink faucet: “Sorry, the faucet is not working, wash your hands above the bathtub.” And switch the regulator to the shower.
Entangled!
A joke for children, it was once actively used in holiday camps. But there will be a lot of emotions and laughter. The prank is good if several people sleep in the same room after the celebration.It is better to use a thread that is not too strong to create a web. Unwinding the thread, we connect the sleeping people: the wrist of one with the elbow of another, the toe of a third, we return to the first... etc. We quietly persuade those who wake up to take part in the fun. Turn on the lights or music...
I bet I'll heat it?
When you are about to open a bottle of champagne, you start an argument with your guests:- You bet that I can now drink exactly (can you name the verified amount) milliliters from this bottle in one sip?
Since this is impossible in principle, someone will definitely fall for an argument. Turn the bottle upside down, pour it into the recess from the second, open bottle - the argument is won!
For this draw, there must be at least two bottles of champagne on the table, and two people must open them, agree on this in advance. In addition, for accuracy, it is worth turning the bottle of champagne over in advance, pouring water into the well and measuring its amount by pouring it into a measuring glass.
Gentleman's Choice
We ask one of the guys to leave the room to prepare, as he is told, for an interesting competition. Two stools are quickly placed at some distance from each other, so that another one can fit between them. They are covered with a thick blanket, a blanket that must be stretched well, and two girls sit on stools. The impression should be as if they were sitting on the edges of the bench.The guy is invited into the room and the task is explained: he must, after looking at the girls, choose the one he likes best and let her understand this, but at the same time, like a true gentleman, not offend the second one with his inattention.
He is given 20-30 seconds to think, after which he must complete his task. In the vast majority of cases, the guy sits down between the girls and... ends up on the floor. If he tries to complete his task while standing, the girl can push him to the desired action, for example, by gesturing him to sit down.
In a more rigid version, a basin full of water is placed under an imaginary bench. But for reasons of humanity, it is better to use this option in the summer at the dacha.
Clap first!
In a warm company you are invited to remember your childhood and play. A small denomination bill is placed on a table or chair or stool; two players, at a signal from the game leader, must slap it: whoever is first gets the bill. The loser puts down the second bill.After two or three bets, players are informed that the rules are becoming more complicated: they will clap blindfolded.
While a couple of guests are blindfolded, the third, instead of a banknote, places a large and very ripe tomato in the same place. On the count of three - clap! The spectators rejoice.
Sleight of hand and tongue
Find a reason to argue, and declare that for a bet, in just one minute, you will cut the buttons from the shirt of any of the guests - and sew them on. The trick is that you never say “I’ll sew it IN PLACE.”For such a case, keep a good sewing ripper or at least a blade in your pocket, as well as a piece of fabric. Ask for or have a long needle with strong thread and a strong knot at the end. And by the way, it’s worth practicing at home.
At the leader’s sign, quickly cut off the buttons, stick the needle into the fabric, string ALL the buttons onto it in a column, pass it through the second hole, bring the needle to the wrong side of the fabric and quickly fasten it. You can also sew it on the edge of the victim’s shirt.
If the victim begins to protest, remind him that you didn’t say anything - sew him “in place.”
“Birthday is a holiday of childhood” - words from a popular song by Igor Nikolaev, which very accurately describe the attitude of most people towards this event. Many would probably like to return, at least for a moment, to that wonderful time when it is impossible to contain the delight from the anticipation of fabulous surprises and gifts. So why not create the right mood for a loved one by coming up with an interesting scenario and a variety of options? A woman will love such a surprise. After all, representatives of the fair sex always remain children at heart.
Long live surprise!
The hero of the occasion will certainly remember the holiday if her guests show imagination and prepare an unusual congratulation together. The tone of unbridled fun will be set from the first minutes. The main thing is to agree in advance and stage your appearance. Costume and musical gags work flawlessly.
For a woman’s birthday, you can give her a performance by a gypsy group, for example. Entering guests with cheerful songs and dances will not leave the newborn indifferent. Moreover, it is not necessary to dress completely in gypsy outfits. A flower in the hair or a bright shawl will be enough for women. Men will be decorated with enthusiasm and fun. Children's tambourines and rattles can serve as musical instruments. If the birthday is celebrated in a cafe or restaurant, you can get together earlier and greet the culprit with the old majestic song “Our dear one has come to us.”
The celebration, held in the summer in the lap of nature, makes it possible to give the newborn a little exotic. A Hawaiian-style musical gathering will, of course, require preparation. You will need to make head wreaths and flower necklaces in advance. For the musical accompaniment of the performance, use the national Hawaiian melody, and instead of traditional instruments, you can again use baby rattles. But how beautiful it will be and will be remembered for a long time.
Entertainment and jokes for a woman’s birthday - script
Fun games, competitions and skits will help you escape the ordinary and create a special festive atmosphere. However, when preparing, you should remember that humor should not be offensive. You can't let a bad joke ruin everyone's holiday.
You can start the entertaining part of the celebration with the quiz “How well do you know the newborn?” Those who take on the role of host will have to prepare and draw up a list of questions for the guests, based on facts from the biography and preferences of the hero of the occasion. For example, where you studied, what specialty you have, what your hobbies are, what kind of vacation you prefer, your favorite color, your favorite dish, and the like. The guest who gives the most correct answers receives a prize.
Screen Star
A good continuation of the holiday would be a congratulation in the style of a film festival.
The presenter approaches the hero of the occasion and makes a speech similar to the introduction of a film award nominee: “I would like to present to the attention of the audience the heroine of such popular films as “Girls”, “Friends”, “Once More About Love”. The guests greet the “star” with thunderous applause. The presenter continues: “The talent of our beloved (name) is undeniable, so the plan for filming many interesting films in which she will shine has already been approved at the top. The schedule is tight and planned for many decades in advance. And we can only wish (name) good luck and great creative success on this difficult but interesting path.”
These funny birthday greetings (jokes) are suitable for a woman of any age. You just need to use your imagination and add movie titles that will suit the moment.
Magic to help
After the official toasts and greetings, you can joke a little and play funny sorcerers.
For the hero of the occasion, all guests write on pieces of paper for the next year. Then they put their birthday wishes and jokes into a pre-prepared and beautifully decorated box. A woman with humor will be interested to know what the mischievous fate has prepared through her friends.
Fortune telling using chocolate eggs with a toy inside will also be an interesting way of predicting and will show what is in store for the hostess of the holiday. You will need to buy several of these sweets, fortunately now manufacturers offer them with a variety of toys. Candies with cars, airplanes, motorcycles, and boats are suitable. All chocolate eggs are placed in a basket and covered with a towel. The newborn is asked to choose one by touch. The toy inside will indicate an upcoming acquisition. Fortune telling on the remaining eggs can be continued by family members or friends of the hero of the occasion. These will lift everyone's spirits. For a woman's birthday, just like a man, you can prepare a similar surprise.
Who will give the best praise?
A competition with this name will be a pleasant surprise for the birthday girl. The guests' task will be to describe the hero of the occasion in one word. For example, one calls her beautiful, another calls her smart, a third calls her cute, and so on. You can’t repeat yourself, the one who made a blunder is out of the game. The competition continues until the last participant. He is the winner and will receive a prize.
Jokes for a woman's birthday - short scenes
General fun will be provided by comic performances with the participation of all those present.
For example, you can imagine that the guests are doctors who helped the hostess of the holiday to be born. Now they have to assess her condition. Check appearance and reflexes. When the roles of the medical personnel and the words on the prepared cards are distributed, the presenter, as the chief physician (hereinafter referred to as the Chief Physician), begins the survey:
“What is the newborn’s pulse?”
Sister No. 1: “Joyful, with bursts of delight!”
GV: “What is the reaction of the pupils?”
Doctor No. 1: “Glowing with happiness!”
Sister No. 2: “Yes! Sometimes he sings songs, sometimes he laughs!”
GV: “Are the limbs normal?”
Doctor No. 2: “Even better, I’ve already chosen a shorter skirt!”
GV: “Is your hearing normal?”
Doctor #3: “He listens when he wants!”
GV: “Your sense of smell won’t let you down?”
Sister No. 3: “Keeps her nose to the wind and always in the direction of luck!”
GV: “What is your colleague’s conclusion?”
Everyone answers in unison: “She’s perfect, thanks to her parents!”
Everyone raises their glasses and toasts their parents.
Mom is our everything
There are also some nice jokes for older audiences. aged children and grandchildren can prepare. The well-known “train” dance will bring pleasure to both adults and children. The hostess of the holiday will portray a locomotive, and relatives and friends will line up behind her in trailers, holding the waist of the person standing in front. The family train will begin its journey to cheerful music. The task of the “locomotive” is to change speed and suddenly brake. The cars will occasionally lose traction and collide, leading to general fun. However, this scene requires a lot of space. Therefore, such jokes are suitable for celebrating outdoors or in a restaurant.
For a woman’s birthday who celebrates it at home, the “Loaf” scene is more suitable.
Children and grandchildren join hands and dance around the hero of the occasion, singing an old song with the words: “How on (name’s) name day we baked a loaf. Loaf, loaf, choose whoever you want.”
The hostess of the holiday answers: “I love, of course, everyone, but (the name of one of the round dance participants) more than anyone.” So, while the round dance is going on, the birthday girl takes each of the participants in turn to her center and tells him how much she loves him.
Return surprise
The hero of the occasion must also show imagination and surprise her guests with a surprise.
Comic videos or slideshows compiled from a common archive are also suitable. And members of her family or a couple of close friends can help prepare such interesting birthday jokes for a woman who does not have the skills to work with the appropriate computer programs.
The guests will be equally interested in a collage of photographs reflecting the history of spending time together with humorous comments. It won’t be difficult to make; you only need whatman paper, a supply of printed photographs, imagination and humor.
Happy Birthday,
Put the kettle on gas quickly.
I'm bringing you cookies
Let's celebrate now.
There will be a lot of jokes, laughter,
Pour tea into mugs.
I'm almost there
Meet me in five minutes!
I'm grateful to myself
For my gift to you.
And I’ll tell everyone without hiding,
My gift is ME!
A trailer of health, a boat of luck,
They are in a hurry at this moment for your birthday.
And then the planes fly with luck,
Get ready to start unloading your work!
On your birthday, your holiday,
Let's dive headfirst!
Congratulations, congratulations,
We wish you happiness!
Let your health bubble,
The mood is not moping,
Positivity flows like a river,
The heart laughs joyfully!
My friend, I wish you cool parties
Merry beautiful Ol, Mash and Irinok
Fun winter, awesome summer
I wish to be fashionably and stylishly dressed
Happy tickets always and everywhere
And for friends to help out in trouble!
So be healthy!
Live richly
So much will allow
Your salary!
And if the salary
He won't let you live -
Well, don't live
No one is being forced!
We wish you to get drunk on this day,
Get lost in your apartment!
Friends and family are unrecognizable
And you can't find your bed!
Congratulations! Congratulations!
Birthday is once a year.
As always, I wish you EVERYTHING!
Wait, I'll come with a gift!
Happy birthday
And with all our hearts we wish:
To be healthy in Siberian style,
Live long in Caucasian style
The gypsy way to be cheerful
And drink vodka in Russian!
You were born today
Accept gifts
From friends and family,
From people dear to you.
Don't think badly
Something in my throat is dry -
We want to drink some wine
For birth to the bottom!
I wish you reliable friends and health
After all, this is what we sometimes lack
And you can buy everything else with money
Which I wish for you too!
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To keep you healthy
And she grew beautiful
To make a pood bale of happiness
You found it for yourself.
And a bag of laughter
And a kilogram of smiles.
For the pleasure of everyone I know
Smile here and there!
And let it be with your smile
The sun is rising in the sky,
And the soul is a magic violin
You always sing!
Sitting down at the table for a birthday,
Put pickles and smoked meats,
Herring, vodka, entrecote,
Sausage, lard and compote,
Yes! Don't forget the cake for tea.
And you can’t live without sweets.
And now I wish you
May there be friends at the table!
Birthday! Really!
Has it been a year since last year?
After all, that's all the fun
I didn't leave!
I didn't have time to wash my face
I didn't have time to shave!
I didn’t really have time to get dressed!
Finish a bunch of different things!
I didn’t have time to buy a gift,
Arrive at the feast on time!
Accept for who I am,
I will drink, I will eat.
I'm really really sorry -
I... didn't buy a gift.
I was in such a hurry, I was flying so much,
What... didn't even have time to do that.
Let me just hug you
And kiss me from the bottom of my heart.
I wish you immodest profits,
The Swiss bank account is huge,
A large dacha outside the city,
Good health to boot,
Great victories in amorous affairs,
Canaries and Cote d'Azur,
All kinds of success in life,
And most importantly - reliable friends!
Happy birthday!
I wish you red girls,
To drive the blood through your veins,
Various wines, vodkas and sherbets,
What an empty stomach of love!
And let everyone understand the joke,
I won’t make eyes here,
Good luck in life awaits you!
I personally wish with all my heart,
So that, like a domestic cat,
You've always had a great time
Both at work and at home!
Today is your birthday,
This means you need to have a blast!
After all, you will have a whole year,
To have time to recover a little!
Congratulations! I wish you
Male strength and female attention,
Develop the business to a global scale,
Cold beer in warm company.
Can we talk about female attention again...
Bourgeois money in a leather wallet,
Meet less frostbitten people in life,
Cool car and green light,
Our enemies will be soaked in the toilet,
And, accordingly, peace throughout the world!
I wish you red girls,
To drive the blood through your veins,
Various wines, vodkas and sorbets,
What an empty stomach of love!
Let the fun of a fairy tale splash,
And let everyone understand the joke,
I won’t make eyes here,
Good luck in life awaits you!
I wish you a life of long days
So that you forget about doctors
So that it is deep, so that it is wide
And a wallet full of money!
Happy Birthday
And I wish in life that
All the problems and worries
They were like a microbe!
And more laughter in life,
To be the size of an elephant
There were joys, successes,
And know love to the fullest!
Let there be a birthday
Cheerful, cheerful, drunk
Let them sound throughout the area
Friends laughing and glasses clinking
Let everything go with a bang!
And it will be easy in the morning!
I wish you great health,
So that your chest does not hang like a rag.
And cunnilingus once a week,
Someone would do it for you.
And early in the morning at dawn,
When you don't have the strength to wake up,
Whatever the alarm clock, damn it,
And wild sex woke you up.
Health, happiness, money, buddy,
We wish! May your soul be full!
And remember: you can't argue with this,
Whatever the buddies want.
My friend, I wish you on your birthday
Luck basket and barrel of luck
I want female attention
Watching hockey and football with friends
Money so that there is no shortage of it
And also keep your health in order!
What to wish a man on his birthday?
More useful business meetings,
And life is sweeter than the best jam,
And not to know sexual diseases...
To have more love in life,
Preferably several times a day!
So that all women love you
And they warmed the soul and the bed!
I'll take you away for a minute,
I'll ask a tricky question,
I see, there's no time for jokes at all,
I seriously congratulate you!
I wish for your birthday,
Well, just a lot of pleasure!
Stacks, glasses, mugs with beer
And cool girlfriends
Dancing until you drop!
What, do you need anything else?
What is more important to you:
Be richer or smarter?
On your birthday I wish you in one fell swoop
Become a smart oligarch!
To keep the money flowing
And the brains worked.
Well, who will I be?
Your first deputy!
There are different things in life
Either you fall or you take off!
And if it turns out to be bad
Be strong! Hold on! Do not lose hope!
I wish everyone to love, fall in love,
Get married, have sex.
Then be fruitful, multiply,
And also have sex.
Dedicate yourself to work with ardor,
And then have sex.
Enjoy the blessings of life
And have sex zealously.
Wait for everything I dreamed of,
But still have sex.
And don’t give up on age! —
Getting old, but having sex!
...It’s probably time to wrap things up:
They invited me to have sex.
Happy Birthday to You,
Happy Aging Day.
Cannabis is not easy on the lungs,
Here's some jam for you.
Let's put jokes aside,
It's time for great things!
Equal share for birthday
Spill the bottle!
I want a key to a new car
A hefty wad of money
Cold beer in a glass
And so that friends don’t forget!
